Boozetacular!
IT'S ALL ABOUT ALCOHOL
Have you ever...
had an alcoholic drink? Yes
been buzzed? Yes
been drunk? Yes
while not yet of legal age? Yes
more than once a week? Yes
more than once a day? Yes
more than three nights in a row? Yes
When was the last time you were drunk? Sunday
passed out drunk? Yes
and then woke up without knowing where you were? Yes
When was the last time that happened? February somethingth
thrown up from drinking? Yes
and then continued drinking? Yes
When was the last time that happened? New Year's Day, 2003
lost memory from a night of drinking? Yes
and then had others remind you of what you did? Yes
I'd ask when that was, but you don't remember, do you? Nope
been hungover? Only once
woken up still drunk? Yes
and then had to go to work? Yes
Hell, have you ever gotten drunk at work? Yes
What's your favorite...
beer? Guinness
wine? anything raspberry flavored
hard liquor? Apfel Korn
shot? Hesperides
mixed drink? Gin and tonic, or Flaming Dr Pepper
drink to get completely 'faced on? Flaming Dr Pepper
drink to get a friend completely 'faced on? Cherry Kisses
Did you use alcohol to make someone else susceptible to your charms, you sly dog? No
What's the strangest alcoholic thing you ever drank? Siberian Tiger Blood Orange Liquor
What's the worst alcoholic thing you ever drank? Pitu, some kind of sugar cane based alcohol, product of Brazil
Do you go to bars to get your drink on? Rarely
Where's your favorite bar? None
Does the bartender know you by name? No
Does everybody else know your name? No
Do the police outside know you by name? Not yet
Where's your favorite non-bar place to drink? Home
Where's the funniest place you ever got drunk in? Tell the story! Cornell Cinema- Matt and I walked in with a bottle of blueberry schnapps and left the movie two hours later with an empty bottle. Wheee!
Where's the weirdest place you ever woke up at/in? Tell the story! Laundry basket. Got really drunk, tried to go to bed, and then the phone rang, and I tripped and fell into the laundry and couldn't get up, so I stayed there for a while.
Ever wake up after drinking with someone else nearby? Yes
Someone you didn't even know before that night? No
...and still don't? No
Who's your best drinking buddy? fizrep and angledge
Have they saved you from beer goggling? Quite probably
Have they held your hair while you worshipped porcelain? Nope; I was on my own.
Ever been drunk and driving? Yes
Shame on you if you said yes! Yeah, my bad...
Ever used the services of a designated driver? Yes
Ever been that driver? Yes
Have the police ever had to discuss your open container of alcohol with you? No
Have the police ever breathalyzed you? No
Have you breathalyzed yourself before leaving a party? No
Have you ever injured yourself with alcohol? How? Lighting 151 Rum, got burned
Have you ever injured others with alcohol? How? No
Have animals ever benefited from your alcohol? Tell a story! marasca's dog chewed through the cap of a bottle of Amarula and slurped the precious liquor right down.
Is there alcohol in your home/residence right now? Yes
What kind? Give details! Gin, rum, tequila, vodka, Goldschlager, amaretto, kahlua, whiskey, brandy, Ouzo, champagne, Chambord, Frangelico, Godiva, Apfel Korn, some other bottles, and a crapload of wine. No beer, oddly enough.
Is there alcohol in your bloodstream right now? No
What kind? Give details!
Can you see alcohol right now? Where? What is it? Yes- some whiskey and wine on my desk
Did this survey make you thirsty, and not for water either? Ye- nnnooooo...
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