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chaosvizier

Introspectifying

Mar 30, 2007 11:50

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severus89 March 30 2007, 17:38:33 UTC

Twisted Sister = Metal!?!?!? OH, you have so much to learn. There's wrong with "I Wanna Rock", I, myself, play this song in my head whenever I go snowboarding. Yes it usually means I try to go down the hill faster, which then translates into me going down the hill faster on my butt, but whatever. I feel pretty bad-ass while I"m doing it, which is all that matters.

P.S. You didn't tag anyone.

chaosvizier March 30 2007, 17:41:07 UTC

Like I said, I am not the most "metal" of the metal. Not even close. Twisted Sister is about as metallic as I get.

chaosvizier March 30 2007, 17:46:12 UTC

Also, ahh, tag, you're it.

severus89 April 2 2007, 12:25:00 UTC

Ok here goes. I'm just going to sort my iPod music by the Play Count and that should tell me what I've really been listening to recently ( ... )

fizrep March 30 2007, 20:31:18 UTC

Hans, when presented with the argument that Twisted Sister isn't metal enough, refer them to "The Horror of YG" by GWAR -- the most metal song imaginable. Any song that can use the word 'concavity' correctly AND unite Lovecroftianesque imagery with Apocalypse Now just fucking pwns.

And when they make a counterargument and spell it "The Horror of YIG", bitchslap them.

Plus hey, bagpipes.

chaosvizier March 30 2007, 20:47:50 UTC

Can bagpipes truly be metal? I mean, maybe if Mel Gibson had bit the head off of puppies during Braveheart and rocked out with an axe, that might have been metal. "Ye canna take away ourr frreedom, ye fookin' pukes!"

fizrep March 30 2007, 21:53:19 UTC

It opens with bagpipes, goes to Apoc Now, then proceeds to destroy the fabric of reality with eldritchy awesome levels of metal.

richcsigs April 2 2007, 01:16:31 UTC

Gwar has totally been ruined for me.

I was wandering around at Dragon Con one year and I got near the phone banks. On the phone was the girl in Gwar (I don't know names) in full costume. She was talking in a sweet (almost squeaky) voice saying "Oh honey I miss you too. I love you *kisses*" That just totally ruined the band for me.

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