Boy I haven't been on here in like, two months! What's up with that?

( Ashley bitches about stuff 2011 )

Guysss, my new roommate. Holy shit. She is an LDS Mormon. I- I don't even know, you guys. Have I won the roommate jackpot y/n?

Oooooohhhh my god you guys, I'm so fucked up right now. Insomnia combined with two week long period combined with inability to hold down food combined with no monies equals FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ( Read more... )

Roommates went to the movies today, and I didn't even know they were going. I don't know about you guys, but this is getting really old, really fast. Not only do they always bitch that I never do the dishes (I'm the only one who does them most days), how I use their pots and pans (I've asked them a million times if I can use them, and they always ( Read more... )