Use this when explaining to little timmy why you can't have cats
http://www.cracked.com/funny-3110-cat-care/
The only thing they forgot was the joys of having half dead/dead animals dropped on you in the wee hours of the morning, and the absolutely pleasurable experience of giving your cat a bath and having great chunks of flesh ripped out of your arm*. The scars will be great ice breakers at parties; seriously!
*unless your cat is as laid back and chillaxed as my Shadow; then he'll just look up at you pitifully and mewl softly till you take pity on him and dry him off
The only thing they forgot was the joys of having half dead/dead animals dropped on you in the wee hours of the morning, and the absolutely pleasurable experience of giving your cat a bath and having great chunks of flesh ripped out of your arm*. The scars will be great ice breakers at parties; seriously!
*unless your cat is as laid back and chillaxed as my Shadow; then he'll just look up at you pitifully and mewl softly till you take pity on him and dry him off