Boys Are Like Sniffing Sharpies
This is my brain:
This is my brain on boy-crush:
For reals-ys! Even the Doctor is concerned with the stupid amount of giggling I've done this last week.
Rational side of my brain says: Listen crazy lady! Lower your oxytocins. There will be plenty of time to bombard our systems with serotonin, dopamine, and several other retarded-inducing chemicals. Honestly, would be more productive to go and sniff sharpies.
Other, less smartypants part of my brain: *Sniffs sharpies and continues to giggle at text messages.*
Rational Brain: That's it! I'm reminding you how hotdogs are made and playing back footage of a giraffe being born. That's what you get!
Stupid Brain: *continues to sniff sharpies. Then inserts one fully up nose and pokes at Rational Brain*
Rational Brain: *Walks into wall*
This is my brain on boy-crush:
For reals-ys! Even the Doctor is concerned with the stupid amount of giggling I've done this last week.
Rational side of my brain says: Listen crazy lady! Lower your oxytocins. There will be plenty of time to bombard our systems with serotonin, dopamine, and several other retarded-inducing chemicals. Honestly, would be more productive to go and sniff sharpies.
Other, less smartypants part of my brain: *Sniffs sharpies and continues to giggle at text messages.*
Rational Brain: That's it! I'm reminding you how hotdogs are made and playing back footage of a giraffe being born. That's what you get!
Stupid Brain: *continues to sniff sharpies. Then inserts one fully up nose and pokes at Rational Brain*
Rational Brain: *Walks into wall*