Received via Email. Some are good the rest are ridiculous
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) “You’re under arrest!” (For what?) “For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone
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