Random sayings
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.
If a penny were really lucky, it wouldn't have been dropped in the first place.
I was just sitting there, walking.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box
I'm weird, therefore I'm special
You're as slow as a herd of turtles running through peanut butter!!
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
couriosity killed the cat but the monkey gets away with murder!
If a penny were really lucky, it wouldn't have been dropped in the first place.
I was just sitting there, walking.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box
I'm weird, therefore I'm special
You're as slow as a herd of turtles running through peanut butter!!
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
couriosity killed the cat but the monkey gets away with murder!