like one million dollars

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[video]

[starts with a background view of the video store, and Tatsuki showing a DAZZLING grin.]Ladies. Gents. Look at your room. Now look at me. Now back at your room. Now back to me. Sadly, your room is not as cool and full of entertainment as what I have behind me is, but if you came to the Tanabata Video Store, instead of wasting your time in

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Now that is a superb-

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[Wait]

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-ly ridiculous advertisement.

[championess]

...you were gonna leave it at superb.

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... Of course not.

qu'est-ce que c'est.

[championess]

Yes you were.

/whistles

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I had something in my throat.

fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better

[championess]

Admiration. It's normal.

say something once

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That is absolutely not the sort of sentiment that had been lodged there.

why say it again

[championess]

Whatever gets you through the day, into my store, and renting the movies that make you watch TV like a man.

can't seem to face up to the facts

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[ Must. Resist. Urge. To. Go.]

Unfortunately for you, that won't do it.

i get so nervous that i can't relax

[championess]

Then unfortunately for you, you'll be living a sad life tonight.

can't sleep cos my bed's on fire

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[ he knows. HE KNOWS. ]

I'll manage.

don't touch me i'm a real live wiiiire

[championess]

You think you can? I didn't think you'd like mediocrity.

♥

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I am uninterested in your presumptions about me.