like one million dollars
[video]
[starts with a background view of the video store, and Tatsuki showing a DAZZLING grin.]
Ladies. Gents. Look at your room. Now look at me. Now back at your room. Now back to me. Sadly, your room is not as cool and full of entertainment as what I have behind me is, but if you came to the Tanabata Video Store, instead of wasting your time in your lonely, lame room, you could start to be just as entertained.
Look down, back up--where are you? You're in a Jet Li movie, flinching when the hero gets punched and cheering when the bad guy dies. Look again, it's a horror movie, and the pansy you're dating is hiding their faces in the crook of your neck.
You could be having an awesome time right now, so stop stalling and rent a movie.
[inhales, and points at the store behind her.] I'm in a store.
[ooc; ...backdated to this afternoon because I HAVE TO DO THIS.]
[starts with a background view of the video store, and Tatsuki showing a DAZZLING grin.]
Ladies. Gents. Look at your room. Now look at me. Now back at your room. Now back to me. Sadly, your room is not as cool and full of entertainment as what I have behind me is, but if you came to the Tanabata Video Store, instead of wasting your time in your lonely, lame room, you could start to be just as entertained.
Look down, back up--where are you? You're in a Jet Li movie, flinching when the hero gets punched and cheering when the bad guy dies. Look again, it's a horror movie, and the pansy you're dating is hiding their faces in the crook of your neck.
You could be having an awesome time right now, so stop stalling and rent a movie.
[inhales, and points at the store behind her.] I'm in a store.
[ooc; ...backdated to this afternoon because I HAVE TO DO THIS.]