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"It's so real! Where you think that green dude's hand is?"
Took me fifteen minutes to realise that 'dude' across the street was talkin' about me - Donkey - like I was some freakin' puppet. A puppet!
So, I did what any self-resepctin' ass would. I trotted right over, nudged his leg and said, "Hey man, I look like the kinda donkey that likes having a hand shoved up his rear?" Dude ran out of there so fast it looked like his butt was on fire.
*shakes head*
A puppet, man! First, kids are tryin' to take my tail off left, right and center. Then? They try to use me as a pináta and whack me with sticks and now they think I'm a puppet?
Holy mo-- And another thing? I managed to catch a rerun of that Pooh Bear show. Man, what kind of statement is that Donkey tryin' to make? No wonder people are scared of the Talkin' Donkey! They all think I'm Mr. Doom and Gloom like that schmo!
*trots over to the corner, waiting for Lorne*
*bursts into song*
Well, I wish it cooooould be Christmas eeeevery day...
Oh c'mon! What's wrong with the Donkey singin'?! It's festive!
Took me fifteen minutes to realise that 'dude' across the street was talkin' about me - Donkey - like I was some freakin' puppet. A puppet!
So, I did what any self-resepctin' ass would. I trotted right over, nudged his leg and said, "Hey man, I look like the kinda donkey that likes having a hand shoved up his rear?" Dude ran out of there so fast it looked like his butt was on fire.
*shakes head*
A puppet, man! First, kids are tryin' to take my tail off left, right and center. Then? They try to use me as a pináta and whack me with sticks and now they think I'm a puppet?
Holy mo-- And another thing? I managed to catch a rerun of that Pooh Bear show. Man, what kind of statement is that Donkey tryin' to make? No wonder people are scared of the Talkin' Donkey! They all think I'm Mr. Doom and Gloom like that schmo!
*trots over to the corner, waiting for Lorne*
*bursts into song*
Well, I wish it cooooould be Christmas eeeevery day...
Oh c'mon! What's wrong with the Donkey singin'?! It's festive!