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Okay, I'm a vampire. I appreciate that certain things can be-- Well, insane. Especially when your honey (or one of them) works for an evil law firm.
I expect... Ritual sacrifices, I guess. I expect paper-work. What I don't expect? Is said honey, while on the phone growling about his latest assignment, to mention a kids cartoon character. I tried not to laugh, really I did, but since Evan was growling more I kinda figured that he knew I was almost popping a vein trying not to die on the sofa.
Oh c'mon! When a feared vampire says the words, "I gotta go look for fucking Nemo." what's he expect me to do? Keep a straight face? I don't think so!
'Just keep swimmin', just keep swimmin'!
"I'm uh, I'm sure you'll find it baby." I said, still trying to cover my laughter while I was on the phone, "Uh, you want me to bring you something to eat? Or will your fish be enough?"
I'll be paying for that later. He even threatened to not buy me a Christmas present until I reminded him, ever so sweetly, that he wouldn't love me if I didn't ridicule him on a regular basis.
Of course he threatened to punish me when he got home but-- I think he put too much investment in the me not enjoying it part.
I expect... Ritual sacrifices, I guess. I expect paper-work. What I don't expect? Is said honey, while on the phone growling about his latest assignment, to mention a kids cartoon character. I tried not to laugh, really I did, but since Evan was growling more I kinda figured that he knew I was almost popping a vein trying not to die on the sofa.
Oh c'mon! When a feared vampire says the words, "I gotta go look for fucking Nemo." what's he expect me to do? Keep a straight face? I don't think so!
'Just keep swimmin', just keep swimmin'!
"I'm uh, I'm sure you'll find it baby." I said, still trying to cover my laughter while I was on the phone, "Uh, you want me to bring you something to eat? Or will your fish be enough?"
I'll be paying for that later. He even threatened to not buy me a Christmas present until I reminded him, ever so sweetly, that he wouldn't love me if I didn't ridicule him on a regular basis.
Of course he threatened to punish me when he got home but-- I think he put too much investment in the me not enjoying it part.