good as gold, stupid as mud
sorry meg. i had a whole entry written but it got deleted and now i'm too busy pouting to write it again. but the jist (gist?) of it was the grievances that lead people to find themselves in a bad mood for what appears to be no reason (not about me at all, aside from a mild stomachache-- i'm peachy). I don't remember all of what I came up with... but here's a few to quench your appetite for some reeeeally pointless reading:
1) the putz who brakes when the arrow turns yellow (THREE cars can get through a yellow arrow. three.)
2) the person who beat you to the bathroom and seems to be in there for an unnaturally long amount of time (don't even want to think about it)
3) the days when the toaster is broken at the bagel shop. right. what's the point? but you already waited all that time in line...
4) the person who repeats what you say. what-- like you didn't catch it when it came out of your own mouth?
5) when you check my livejournal for the 38th time and i still haven't updated (hahahahahhaa ---- laaaaaame i know, but we all know i'm a nerd anyway, so i couldn't resist)
6) when your feet get dirty. gross.
7) when you see somebody else's feet and they are dirty. grosser.
8) that girl you don't know with the painfully annoying, loud laugh. (here's the irony: to all the people in the world who don't know me... $10 says I am that girl. sorry world.)