Today I found that my Mao Mao albums will be marketed in the decadent pig-dog west. I am prepared to be sex symbol again and get all the willowy virgins needed. I look forward to the day when I walk in mall of america and people flock to me and remind me of 1947 again. I got new spongebob squarepants underwear yesterday but motel cleaning woman ( Read more... )

I have been stuck in mini apples airport for very long! Everyone keep trying to feed me fried cheese, cheese on a stick, cheese chicken, cheese apples (must be local specialty), cheese cheese and cheese tofu. Cheese give me a big ulcer and airport doctor command to lie in bed for long time and eat oat meal. Nurse was BIG too (not willowy virgin ( Read more... )

Pathetic western techology
computer crashing like titanic
without willowy virgin Kate Winslet though
I will eat bill gates's heart.

In China we outlawing microsoft products! It so exciting! Only open source from now on! I will send assasins for bill gates - he more ruthless than zhou enlai when I put lobster in his underpants!

Today I went to kitchen to get soup. In China many soup kitchens, but Chinese soup superior to imperialist pig dog soup. Soup was free though, in soup kitchen here. I want to do more Disney World, so I am saving money because nobody accept my Chinese Automobile Association card and give me a discount! Bad soup is the first free thing I have had ( Read more... )

Today was eventful. I was hoping my retirement would peaceful, but at 3 in the morning I surrounded by commandos in american uniforms. It turns out that visa has expired, and that sleeping on the bench outside the gate of Disney World illegal. In China many people sleep on benches and in alleys, and since none of the hotels would give me a ( Read more... )

For a long time The People have been badgering me to start a livejournal. I hesitant at first, because I have so many projects since I retire (I sing in band I call the Mao Mao's, but we cannot get booking in good clubs of New York for some reason). After seeing Superman I have been flying around the world repeatedly in order to back in time to ( Read more... )