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For the love of all that is holy, it is a new TERMINAL not a new airport. A new terminal. And for that matter, I am going to scream like some queen out of a B-Movie if ONE more time the news anchors start talking like we have never been to an airport before.
"First you walk in the doors." Really? Because I was going to walk into the walls. Thanks for the heads up.
"Next, you take the escalator to the ticket counters." Wow. I'm glad they warned me about the big moving stair thingy.
"You may have left from the old airport, so don't be alarmed when you land at the new one." OMG! I thought I was in Detroit! Whew! Of course I will NEVER see that message BECAUSE I AM NOT IN TOWN.
"Baggage claim is where you pick up your luggage." God what would I do without these people. I would have gone to Subway. Nice save.
And it went on and on and on.
Blergh.