Aug 12, 2007 21:39
Dear upset drunk who likes to contradict himself,
I am sorry but you have mannaged to call the wrong number. I am not with 'Mikey' and as far as I know I am also not with you.
Next time you want to contact a girl who has caused you pain, please take care to type the number slowly or find someone to type it in for you. Better yet, have her number programed into your phone and then just find her name and hit send.
Thank you! good night and good luck with the ladies. you sound like a real winner!
-chevy
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I got a message on my phone from what I assume was someone who was too drunk to find the right buttons on -their- phone. The message went something like this:
Hello _____ it's me. Awwrrggghhhhh I don't give a shit about Mikey. Please just tell me what's going on. if you don't want to be with me thats fine but just please if you're with mikey just tell me. I don't want to know. I love you. Bye.
I can't understand the name he is saying. He sounds extremely drunk and is slurring his speach. it might have said Kay or Kelly...
Good luck dude.
P.s. I feel kind of bad that he left the message at the wrong number... I wonder if I should call and tell him so that he can leave the drunken message with girl he meant to call... I'm just thinking that might prevent further arguments of 'I left you a message!' - 'no you didn't! I didn't get a message!" -'b@%$#'.... but then again... I'm not sure he'd even understand me in the state he's in.