War on Morons
I have decided to abandon my War on Sociopaths in favor of a War on Morons... Sociopaths may be twisted, psychotic, dangerous people, but at least they are usually fairly intelligent (some are even geniuses). Stupid people are dangerous simply because they are stupid. There is no telling what idiotic lengths a stupid person will go to out of sheer ignorance. I have not been bothered by stupidity in a long time (largely because most of the people I work with are evil geniuses), but now I have decided that stupidity, and the current environment that makes it acceptable (or in some cases, even preferable), to be ignorant, must be destroyed. No more babying people who are just too lazy to use their brains!
I shall begin my War on Morons with a handful of people in my office who don't fit the "evil genius" description: people who have risen by sheer dumb luck to their levels of incompetence. I will begin with an assault on their brains using logic, and end by sending them all on wild-goose chases while they try to figure out the answers to questions I ask that only appear to be pertinent.
Muwahahahaha!
NOTE: In case you haven't been following my series of wars, I have abandoned my wars on men, penguins, and sociopaths. In fact, I may be a sociopath (at least you'd think so by my constant declarations of war and plans to drive people stark raving mad). So if you are a male, sociopathic penguin, chances are that you are perfectly safe for now.
I shall begin my War on Morons with a handful of people in my office who don't fit the "evil genius" description: people who have risen by sheer dumb luck to their levels of incompetence. I will begin with an assault on their brains using logic, and end by sending them all on wild-goose chases while they try to figure out the answers to questions I ask that only appear to be pertinent.
Muwahahahaha!
NOTE: In case you haven't been following my series of wars, I have abandoned my wars on men, penguins, and sociopaths. In fact, I may be a sociopath (at least you'd think so by my constant declarations of war and plans to drive people stark raving mad). So if you are a male, sociopathic penguin, chances are that you are perfectly safe for now.