- THREE - [voice]

[ceruleanvices]

[The SFC clicks on in time to hear a flame, then a sigh; Ban's lit a fresh cigarette and exhaled. He chuckles softly.]

Did anyone freak out over our little earthquake the other day? It's been a while since I've actually felt one, gotta admit. Especially to the newcomers - first bit of general advice is to get used to the natural occurrences here.

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[alwaysheads]

[After lots of experimentation and random messages filled with him tinkering sent to random people, Rosencrantz thinks he may understand how to work this magic talking object. He speaks awkwardly loudly and too slowly in case his voice needs to carry a long ways...that is until he catches sight of Guidenstern's "what is wrong with you" glare and begins to talk normally.]

Did you say rubber duckie rain?

[Of course this is what he would have gotten out of the whole thing]

[pause]

Is there even a normal here...I mean even the palace wasn't this confusing.

[ceruleanvices]

That's what I said. Did you keep yourself locked up all last week? They were all over the place.

[A short laugh.]

Normal? Here? Who knows. One week it's raining toys, another it's sweltering hot, then it's Christmas in July...who knows what'll happen next.

[alwaysheads]

[Contenpateively]

If there is no normal, then how do you know if something is weird?

[ceruleanvices]

Go based by what you're used to dealing with on land?

[alwaysheads]

That doesn't provide much of a base.

[Excited yet concerned at the same time]

Does that mean the players are here too...or would that be normal and since this is not, they aren't here...oh, it's all so confusing.

[ceruleanvices]

Yeah, but it's the best jumping-off point I've got.

...players?

[alwaysheads]

Yeah, The tragedians, don't they have people like them here?

[ceruleanvices]

Tragedians? Y'mean like actors?

[alwaysheads]

Yeah. They do blood and love or lust and rhetoric but not without the death or something like that. Sorry, I guess I don't remember.

[ceruleanvices]

Sounds interesting...so are you one of these tragedians?