Okay, so I was googling fairytales, when I came across
this. I tired, and I lol'd, and decided I must post my results. (You should try it too!)
WINRY was treated very badly by ENVY, LUST and GLUTTONY, made to do many chores around the house with no time to rest, WINRY seeks refuge in his/her own little DANTE'S PALACE, where she daydreams of a better life. Meanwhile, the King and Queen are preparing for a(n) PURE KIDNAPPING they are giving in order to find a wife for their son, the guest of honor. EDWARD wonders when he will find true love, and the King assures EDWARD that lasting love will come one day.
On the night of the KIDNAPPING, WINRY fantasizes about attending. WINRY is teased for harboring impossible dreams of attending the special KIDNAPPING. WINRY is miraculously provided with a beautiful RED CLOAK and super fast MUSTANG by a ALPHONSE. Warned that this magic will last only until midnight, WINRY leaves for the KIDNAPPING. The ALPHONSE tells WINRY that dreams can indeed come true.
At the KIDNAPPING, EDWARD invites a mysterious stranger (actually WINRY in her RED CLOAK ) to LOVE. WINRY and EDWARD LOVE all night long. LUST and GLUTTONY glare and spitefully criticize EDWARD's choice of partners. WINRY, and EDWARD marvel that they have fallen in love after knowing each other for less than FIVE MINUTES. As midnight is about to strike, WINRY , flees, leaving only a(n) SKIRT behind.
The next day, WINRY, SWIMMINGLY recalls the KIDNAPPING to ENVY and LUST and GLUTTONY. LUST and GLUTTONY, believing that WINRY can only be imagining the KIDNAPPING, marvel at her accuracy. A(n) FLUTE announces the arrival of EDWARD, who, armed with the SKIRT, has begun to search far and wide for his mysterious love. ENVY orders WINRY, out of the house so that she won't ruin LUST and GLUTTONY's chances with EDWARD. To the delight of WINRY and EDWARD, magic once again provides assistance, and EDWARD recognizes WINRY, He places the SKIRT on her FACE and, lo and behold, it fits. WINRY, and EDWARD are SWIFTLY united and live happily ever after.
This was the first one I did xD;;
TSUKUSHI was treated very badly by AMON, UMI and JUNPEI, Made to do many chores around the house with no time to rest, TSUKUSHI seeks refuge in his/her own little STAIRCASE, where she daydreams of a better life. Meanwhile, the King and Queen are preparing for a(n) RED EATING they are giving in order to find a wife for their son, the guest of honor. DOMYOUJI wonders when he will find true love, and the King assures DOMYOUJI that lasting love will come one day.
On the night of the EATING, TSUKUSHI fantasizes about attending. TSUKUSHI is teased for harboring impossible dreams of attending the special EATING. TSUKUSHI is miraculously provided with a beautiful WHITE SUIT and super fast BMW by a RUI. Warned that this magic will last only until midnight, TSUKUSHI leaves for the EATING. The RUI tells TSUKUSHI that dreams can indeed come true.
At the EATING, DOMYOUJI invites a mysterious stranger (actually TSUKUSHI in her WHITE SUIT ) to KICK. TSUKUSHI and DOMYOUJI KICK all night long. UMI and JUNPEI glare and spitefully criticize DOMYOUJI's choice of partners. TSUKUSHI, and DOMYOUJI marvel that they have fallen in love after knowing each other for less than 5000 YEARS. As midnight is about to strike, TSUKUSHI , flees, leaving only a(n) SKIRT behind.
The next day, TSUKUSHI, RAPIDLY recalls the EATING to AMON and UMI and JUNPEI. UMI and JUNPEI, believing that TSUKUSHI can only be imagining the EATING, marvel at her accuracy. A(n) PIANO announces the arrival of DOMYOUJI, who, armed with the SKIRT, has begun to search far and wide for his mysterious love. AMON orders TSUKUSHI, out of the house so that she won't ruin UMI and JUNPEI's chances with DOMYOUJI. To the delight of TSUKUSHI and DOMYOUJI, magic once again provides assistance, and DOMYOUJI recognizes TSUKUSHI, He places the SKIRT on her FACE and, lo and behold, it fits. TSUKUSHI, and DOMYOUJI are ALARMINGLY united and live happily ever after.
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