Creepy Spa Guy encounters!

[cenire]

There was also the Creepy Spa Guy. He stopped me when I was walking back from Cosi and munching on free bread. (I never buy anything, just take a piece of bread from the bowl, pretend to check the menu, look at my watch, feign shock and run out of the store. I'm so subtle, especially when I do this twice in an hour. Anyway.)

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[foreverdirt]

CSG: "Aren't you going to ask why I stopped you to talk to you?"

Well, I would have assumed since they only let him out twice a year, he wanted to check all the normal things, like is GWB still your president? and what does a pint of milk now cost?

[cenire]

And have they found Osama yet? and do people still buy regular cds?

The rest of the year he is stuck in his spa deflowering all the facial virgins.

[eruanne]

bwahahaha...oh man, Jess, that's too funny. Facial virgin...*snickers*

Once I went into Chicago on a field trip with my US History class and we were in this food court on the top level of a mall to have lunch. I'm sitting there eating with 3 friends and this guy comes over and crouches between my friend and I and starts telling us about this spa that's a few floors down that is having a special. He kept going on about it while my friends and I just kind of stare at him. He had just come out of nowhere and started talking. Anyway, when he was done, we just said, "Err...we're here on a field trip. We can't exactly leave it to come to your spa." He apologized and then left us.

Crazy Spa Guys.

[cenire]

HAH! Maybe the waxing gets to their heads and spa guys go crazy.

But hey, I'm glad you were there with a group and that the guy apologized afterward. Doesn't it sound seedy though? I've never been to a spa, so you have to wonder what goes on in there... especially with all the free alcohol... ;)

[eruanne]

Hmm...I do wonder what goes on in there...they're very suspicious looking. It's a conspiracy! Spas are really the medium through which people are brainwashed.

Have you ever read Animorphs? It reminds me of how they would make people Controllers through certain organizations. They're all Yeerks! You go to a spa and they put a Yeerk in your ear.

Oh man, this is how I get when I wake up too late on a Sunday. Disregard all I've said. ;)

[cenire]

Yes! You're on the Anya Show (instead of Truman), and we're all conspiring against you, and the Creepy Spa Guys are trying to get you into a spa filled with televisions so you can see that we've been lying to you ALL THESE YEARS.

...or, uh, not.

Never read Animorphs, but I'm very jealous of you for sleeping in! ;D

[brazenbells]

OMG I would so kill to see you pretend to be your "identical twin sister."

::giggles herself sick::

[cenire]

My dad uses that on telemarketers sometimes. "No, Eric is not here. I'm his twin brother Derek. Eric is in Moldova and won't be back for several months. I'll make sure to tell him you called."

I almost want to find Creepy Spa Guy so I can test out my acting skills, but I think it'd be safer if I just don't ever see him again! ;D

[pandabubblz]

hmm. amusing, but REALLY frightening and just WAY TOO coincidental.

[cenire]

admittedly he wasn't at the same spot and he wasn't waiting outside my building, because then I would've been REALLY creeped out. He was a couple of blocks down. but it's still such a weird coincidence.

[v_squee]

lol. don't worry. he's probably *whispers* GAY!

I mean, most spa/makeup men are.

[cenire]

Gasp! Well, even if he *is* gay, he still is very Persistent. And Strange, and Creepy.

I also wonder about the woman he was walking around with. She didn't seem capable of using words with more than one syllable.