Creepy Spa Guy encounters!

[cenire]

There was also the Creepy Spa Guy. He stopped me when I was walking back from Cosi and munching on free bread. (I never buy anything, just take a piece of bread from the bowl, pretend to check the menu, look at my watch, feign shock and run out of the store. I'm so subtle, especially when I do this twice in an hour. Anyway.)

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[eruanne]

bwahahaha...oh man, Jess, that's too funny. Facial virgin...*snickers*

Once I went into Chicago on a field trip with my US History class and we were in this food court on the top level of a mall to have lunch. I'm sitting there eating with 3 friends and this guy comes over and crouches between my friend and I and starts telling us about this spa that's a few floors down that is having a special. He kept going on about it while my friends and I just kind of stare at him. He had just come out of nowhere and started talking. Anyway, when he was done, we just said, "Err...we're here on a field trip. We can't exactly leave it to come to your spa." He apologized and then left us.

Crazy Spa Guys.

[cenire]

HAH! Maybe the waxing gets to their heads and spa guys go crazy.

But hey, I'm glad you were there with a group and that the guy apologized afterward. Doesn't it sound seedy though? I've never been to a spa, so you have to wonder what goes on in there... especially with all the free alcohol... ;)

[eruanne]

Hmm...I do wonder what goes on in there...they're very suspicious looking. It's a conspiracy! Spas are really the medium through which people are brainwashed.

Have you ever read Animorphs? It reminds me of how they would make people Controllers through certain organizations. They're all Yeerks! You go to a spa and they put a Yeerk in your ear.

Oh man, this is how I get when I wake up too late on a Sunday. Disregard all I've said. ;)

[cenire]

Yes! You're on the Anya Show (instead of Truman), and we're all conspiring against you, and the Creepy Spa Guys are trying to get you into a spa filled with televisions so you can see that we've been lying to you ALL THESE YEARS.

...or, uh, not.

Never read Animorphs, but I'm very jealous of you for sleeping in! ;D

[eruanne]

It's all been a LIE?!

lol, wooo...I'm out of it today.