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right now i want to fuck everything in sight and i couldn't fucking possibly say fuck enough times to get the fucking point across. nickeys in california, has been for about three weeks now, which means no boom boom for three weeks. working on some nice fucking callouses on my right hand though. but even though i just jerked off not that long ago i'm still fucking rarin to go. last week nickey was ovulating and in the grips of a wave of overwhelming horniness, stuck in california with no one to fuck. now it seems its my turn for the male equivalent and the resulting desire to fuck animal, mineral and vegetable. preferably a relatively hairless, human-type animal, a well-lubed and non-abrasive mineral or a nice, warm, pumpkin-like vegetable with a fucking hole carved in it. not that i'm actually in any imminent danger of fucking anything other than rosy palmer and her five sisters. fuck. what kind of a world am i living in when masturbation ceases to be enough to get through three weeks of pussylessness? oh the fucking humanity.