Things that should probably not fill me with triumph and glee

[celzmccelz]

Anyone familiar with the Confessio of Saint Patrick will remember the bizarre passage where Patrick describes how, when as an escaped slave he was attempting to gain passage back to Britain, some sailors offered him their nipples to suck as a sign of friendship. He declined to do this, but they ended up taking him on board anyway.

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[feijoatea]

Hilarity ensues. Hilarity being your tutor giving you a crap grade because he/she can't read your Latin.

Also, I find your endeavors to find an academic article on this topic endearingly ridiculous.

[shugurim]

I SUPPORT THIS. You should definitely write your paper on nipple-sucking, it would be hilarious.