My NaNo needs more hijinks
What things can go wrong with a magical steampunk machine?
A few random ideas:
It can transform random household objects into fluffy bunny rabbits
It can explode
It can belch foul-smelling smoke
It can squirt ink everywhere and ruin everyone's pretty 19th century outfits
It can cause all the plants within a 50 foot radius to mutate and grow to an enormous size
It can play irritating, repetitive music very loudly
It can make people's clothes disappear
It can make the people in close proximity to it change color based on their mood (If you're horny, your skin and hair turn bright purple! It's like a full-body erection!)
It can become sentient and try to escape
It can accidentally create zombies
It can go into mitosis and fill your house with little scuttling magical steampunk machines that divide in half every 26 hours
It can start eating your furniture
It can sneak into your room and try to get into bed with you
It can spontaneously boil all nearby liquids without warning
It can bend the fabric of the space-time continuum
It can start repeating everything you say in a high-pitched, screechy voice
It can cause small earthquakes
It can create a permanent miniature thunderstorm directly above your house
It can project holographic images of various people in the room having sex with each other
It can get jealous and try to bite your husbands' ankles whenever he gets near it
Any other suggestions?
A few random ideas:
It can transform random household objects into fluffy bunny rabbits
It can explode
It can belch foul-smelling smoke
It can squirt ink everywhere and ruin everyone's pretty 19th century outfits
It can cause all the plants within a 50 foot radius to mutate and grow to an enormous size
It can play irritating, repetitive music very loudly
It can make people's clothes disappear
It can make the people in close proximity to it change color based on their mood (If you're horny, your skin and hair turn bright purple! It's like a full-body erection!)
It can become sentient and try to escape
It can accidentally create zombies
It can go into mitosis and fill your house with little scuttling magical steampunk machines that divide in half every 26 hours
It can start eating your furniture
It can sneak into your room and try to get into bed with you
It can spontaneously boil all nearby liquids without warning
It can bend the fabric of the space-time continuum
It can start repeating everything you say in a high-pitched, screechy voice
It can cause small earthquakes
It can create a permanent miniature thunderstorm directly above your house
It can project holographic images of various people in the room having sex with each other
It can get jealous and try to bite your husbands' ankles whenever he gets near it
Any other suggestions?