I have no excuse for this
Okay so this really isn't going to make much sense but OH MY GOD OKAY OKAY I was watching random youtube videos just now when it suddenly occurred to me that Alexander the Great and Lady Gaga are like PRACTICALLY THE SAME PERSON.
It's totally blowing my mind. THEY ARE SO SIMILAR. What, you don't believe me? SUCK IT, I HAVE PROOF!
Celz's Totally Coherent List of Things Alexander the Great and Lady Gaga Have in Common:
1. THEY WANT TO BLIND YOU WITH THEIR DAZZLE
2. THEY DON'T WEAR PANTS
3. THEY ARE BISEXUAL
4. THEY LIKE TO WEAR REALLY FUCKING BIZARRE SHIT, ESPECIALLY IF IT GLITTERS
5. THEY WANT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO LICK THEM
6. THEY ARE CONQUERING THE WORLD
7. THEY ARE FIERCE MOTHERFUCKERS, DON'T FUCK WITH THEM
8. THEY ARE FUCKING NUTS
9. THEY ARE DIVALICIOUS
10. YOU MAY NOT LIKE THEM, BUT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THEM
It's totally blowing my mind. THEY ARE SO SIMILAR. What, you don't believe me? SUCK IT, I HAVE PROOF!
Celz's Totally Coherent List of Things Alexander the Great and Lady Gaga Have in Common:
1. THEY WANT TO BLIND YOU WITH THEIR DAZZLE
2. THEY DON'T WEAR PANTS
3. THEY ARE BISEXUAL
4. THEY LIKE TO WEAR REALLY FUCKING BIZARRE SHIT, ESPECIALLY IF IT GLITTERS
5. THEY WANT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO LICK THEM
6. THEY ARE CONQUERING THE WORLD
7. THEY ARE FIERCE MOTHERFUCKERS, DON'T FUCK WITH THEM
8. THEY ARE FUCKING NUTS
9. THEY ARE DIVALICIOUS
10. YOU MAY NOT LIKE THEM, BUT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THEM