Tip for Today: Your friends don't like you as much as they like themselves
Last night was gay. Well, it wasn't entirely bad but it wasn't as good as it was supposed to slash should have been. The deal was that we'd go to Portia's (read: Gavin's) house and drink a bit and then take the train to Vegas to hit up the valley or something. So when I got there I called Kera and I'm like "Dude! Why aren't you here?!" and she's all "yeah... I just went to bed and ugh.. Jarryd is here.. and ugh..." and I'm thinking 'yeah well FECK you then.' You get to see Jarryd all the fecking time, I'm only home until Sunday, dammit! Anyways, then Alyssa piked as well because she was "too tired" ie. there were no collective penises coming with us at that stage. So three people piked and didn't even bother to inform Portia or myself. We actually had to call THEM to get them to tell us why they were M.I.A. You're all cocks!
So anyways, being that I was already with Portia, Gavin went to bed (thank god, fuck I hate that guy) and we started up drinking at about 10ish or 11ish.. I dunno, I wasn't keeping track of time for once. I got on the Tequila and because I was drunk, decided to call people.. which for some reason is a habit for me. So after spending a good hour on the phone with Kera making whiny noises back and forth because she wouldn't come out, I called Dan to find that he was at work (you silly bugger, Dan.) and spent the better part of thirty minutes rambling drunkenly about random garbage, switching the phone back and forth between Portia and I whilst subconsciously taking in the jokes from Family Guy which was playing in the background. I occasionally stopped to watch Stewie dance however. This is always good. So anyways, I guess Master Daniel was busy and said he'd call me later. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut he didn't. Normally I would just expect this but being drunk I had a small whinge about it. Very small actually. I think I stopped whinging after the first sentence. Portia took it upon herself to yell at him through a text message apparently. I seem to have missed this part.
Oh.. um.. then Portia and I spent the rest of the night crying about boys and how gay they are, shared several hugs and then suddenly it was 3am, I was sober and greatly wanted to sleep in my own bed so I drove home.
So yes.. not much point to last night. I did have a good yarn to Portia though so I guess thats good. But seriously people, I got hot last night and you all missed it. Seriously, I was probably the best looking I have been in forever last night and you all fecking wasted it because you were too tired etc. etc. FECK YOU!
Ah well.
So anyways, being that I was already with Portia, Gavin went to bed (thank god, fuck I hate that guy) and we started up drinking at about 10ish or 11ish.. I dunno, I wasn't keeping track of time for once. I got on the Tequila and because I was drunk, decided to call people.. which for some reason is a habit for me. So after spending a good hour on the phone with Kera making whiny noises back and forth because she wouldn't come out, I called Dan to find that he was at work (you silly bugger, Dan.) and spent the better part of thirty minutes rambling drunkenly about random garbage, switching the phone back and forth between Portia and I whilst subconsciously taking in the jokes from Family Guy which was playing in the background. I occasionally stopped to watch Stewie dance however. This is always good. So anyways, I guess Master Daniel was busy and said he'd call me later. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut he didn't. Normally I would just expect this but being drunk I had a small whinge about it. Very small actually. I think I stopped whinging after the first sentence. Portia took it upon herself to yell at him through a text message apparently. I seem to have missed this part.
Oh.. um.. then Portia and I spent the rest of the night crying about boys and how gay they are, shared several hugs and then suddenly it was 3am, I was sober and greatly wanted to sleep in my own bed so I drove home.
So yes.. not much point to last night. I did have a good yarn to Portia though so I guess thats good. But seriously people, I got hot last night and you all missed it. Seriously, I was probably the best looking I have been in forever last night and you all fecking wasted it because you were too tired etc. etc. FECK YOU!
Ah well.