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[celuloiddreamer]

Go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, iTunes?
Queen - Killer Queen
(I'm dynamite with a laser beam)

Will I have a happy life?
AFI - Narrative of Soul Against Soul
(wow, thats comforting.)

What do my friends really think of me?
Tiger Army - Moonlight Dreams
(um.....)

Do people secretly lust after me?
System of a down - Chop Suey
(i'm not certain this makes any relevent sense)

How can I make myself happy?
Blink 182 - Please take me home
(So true)

What should I do with my life?
AFI - Modern Epic
(Wow.. that is seriously good advice. No really.. look up the lyrics.)

Why must life be so full of pain?
The Offspring - Way Down The Line
(So true. Wow, this thing is working out really well.)

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
A7X - Chapter Four
(Maybe it means the Karma Sutra??? BAHAHAHA)

Can you give me some advice?
Nine Inch Nails - Star Fuckers Inc.
(Um... don't call me a whore?)

What do you think happiness is?
Good Riddance - Article IV