Silk-lingerie Salvation: a dubious haiku in honor of the wonderful HalfshellVenus' birthday tomorrow. Congratulations on gaining a year! (Depending on how you count ;)
This is based on *cough stolen from cough*
HSV's entry in the Wincon Badfic Idol competition.
Dean: Manly moping
growling phallic assertion
bubblegum-pink lips