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well this weekend has been extra busy but much fun ok so here it goes friday i went to some art auction thing to do service hours...i realized like half way through it exactly what it was...A RICH PEOPLE GARAGE SALE!!! yeah so it was me tommy alexa christine michelle ceci and some lilly girl yeah it was a pain in the fucking ass i had to watch over some queer ass fucking necklaces o man was it gay i only busted one old lady trying to take it and try it on and then when i told her that she couldnt the stupid bitch who told me that i couldnt let anyone touch the necklaces bitched me out for being too forward and rude and that it was ok for her to try it on if she was there cuz yeah i mean shes old and dying and honestly that necklace looked like shit and the only one who was porbably gonna buy that is that disgusting cancer-ridden whore yeah well anyway then we had to close up the auction and take all the auction items inside so much useless crap worth so much money and then me and tommy had to carry some painitng inside i think it was done by the artist lady who i was working for that piece of shit ona a canvas sold for like 6,500 dollars when it honestly looked like someone just got angry at the canvas and started hurling sharpies of various colors at it...stupid canvas... so yeah then we got to chill for a bit and that was soooooooooo much fun it was in key biscayne so we all decided to go down to the beach and it was crazy!!!! alexa christine michelle and lilly were all chilling in the hammocks so im like hey i want to chill as well so i jumped onto the first hammock i saw and i think i landed on either alexa michelle or ceci i couldnt tell considering everyone was wearing all black and there was no light whatsoever sso sorry to whomever i almost killed but that was fun...so then yeah christine took my beautiful white tie and tied it around her head i dont know some weird nija turtle fetish i guess... and yeah there were some dudes there that kept calling out "Nice Rack!!!" and alexa and christine being the conceited females that they are automatically assumed that they were referring to them when it was clear that they meant me and my man boobs of glory!!! cuz u know u get the best man boobs when u weigh 127 lbs. yeah so that was fun alexa's mom tried to get me to dance salsa i tried getting them to skank all miserable attempts except christine who attempted it and skanked like a robot nazi!!! haha yeah i got some manga thing from alexa and i gave her and christine a cd of REAL music no more Y100 for them muahahaha!!! and of course friday was me and caro's 6 monthiversary and fucking semi-anniversary but i didnt get to spend it w/ her :( but then the next day i woke up and i got all nice and proper and even showered 4th time this week wtf is wrong w/ me!?!?! yeah then i went and got caro some flowers cuz the one i stole form the rich people garage sale all died so i had to buy some for her but she's worth it so i did then it was off to her piano recital cuz i mean she is blessed to go to my shows me being the amazing guitarist that i am so im like ehh ill humor her into think that she's a good pianist and ill show up haha jk jk hnestly she was fuckign AMAZING!!! she played twice cuz she was that good and she was freaking out in vain like her heart was pounding 100mph she kept saying that she was gonna fuck up and what not and i assured her she was full of shit lol my fave past time and i was right she played beautifully and the others were ehh ok can i leave now?? lol especially this one chonga who had more rolls than pilsbury but she insisted and dressing like some vietnamese prostitue to accentuate the wonderful sheets of blubber that so eloquently graced every part of her body yeah dude i wanted the whole time to like tranquilize, tag her,and bring her back to the lab i was sure i disciovered a new species of rhinocerros... but everyone assured me it really was a girl o well i was wrong ok so then i went w/ caro jackie and caro's familia to eat at some chinese restaurant good stuff the whole time they were talking about the recital and like all the criticism and stuff i was uhh yeah so how about them ramones haha jk jk then we went back to caro's casa cuz they all had to change and yeah i was stuck w/ these gay dress pants but they were black so w/e everyone changed and after like 27828592354836 hours of the girls being girls we left and were off to le sunset we met there w/ douglas whom appeared to be talking to a machine but he was just trying to win something...goddamn stupid ass asian jedis!!! so yeah we bought our tickets for amityvil...emm the interpreter well we did BUY tickets for the ineterpreter but ended up seeing amityville horror whiwch conveniently started at the same time so yeah the movie was good stuff and me and caro got to celebrate our 6 month after all i love u soooooo much baby happy 6 month... so then we went walking around after the movie adn we met up w/ tommy cynthia michelle lindsey adn others i dont know who they were and yeah so we chilled w/ them in johnny rockets for a little bit and then me and douglas went to hot topic and caro and jackie went to virgin lol apparently we were both buying each other a present lol i got her an ac/dc shirt and i was sooooo close from getting her this ultra hot ramones skirt but it cost too much and the shirt i wanted ot get her i couldnt reach lol so i got her the shirt and she got me the ramones end of the century dvd THANKYOUSOOOOOOFUCKINGMUCHILOVEYOUYOURETHEBESTGIRLFRIENDEVER yeah then we went to tout sweet and chilled w/ the rest of my peeps tommy cynthia etc. tommy bought me and caro 100 grand candy bar as an anniversary gift lol thanks u thomas so then yeah we were chilling outside and tommy gets the brilliant idea to try and lift me to show off his guns and i almost plummeted to my death cuz he lifted me and i went forward and thank sweet jesus i clung to him for my life o and of course caro cares more about the dvd then she doe about me... so other than the fact tmy own girlfriend wanted me dead it was a good time car ride home was cool i walked in popped in the dvd and passed out ok that was kinda long sorry i had a busy weekend alright
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