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Lunch yesterday was the funniest thing ever. I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard. I don't remember all of what was said, but one thing does stand out in my mind. I'm sure it won't be nearly as funny in the form of writing. I guess you all just had to be there to hear it.
Here now, are Graham's thoughts on drunk driving:
"You see, I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking and driving. It's when you get someone who CAN'T drink and drive, then you have your problems. The world would be a much safer place if everyone would practice driving around drunk. In fact, I think that they should make it a requirement that you take your driver's test when you're drunk. That way, they can see what you'd be like in real life. And if you crash or anything, you don't get your license. MAN, AM I A GENIUS OR WHAT?!"
By this point, most of my Mountain Dew was on the table cuz I was laughing so hard, along with everybody else. Anyway, I just wanted to share that with all you guys and dolls.
Later.
Here now, are Graham's thoughts on drunk driving:
"You see, I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking and driving. It's when you get someone who CAN'T drink and drive, then you have your problems. The world would be a much safer place if everyone would practice driving around drunk. In fact, I think that they should make it a requirement that you take your driver's test when you're drunk. That way, they can see what you'd be like in real life. And if you crash or anything, you don't get your license. MAN, AM I A GENIUS OR WHAT?!"
By this point, most of my Mountain Dew was on the table cuz I was laughing so hard, along with everybody else. Anyway, I just wanted to share that with all you guys and dolls.
Later.