I am totally insane XDDDD
because of this pic, my mind went into total fangirl mode and the end product is the totally weird fic below....
Title: Photo Op
~o0o~
The studio was all abuzz as the photo shoot was about to start. In one corner, Katori Shingo was grinning like a maniac as he was staring at a paper
~Flashback~
It was a bright, sunny day and Shingo couldn't be happier as he entered the dressing room and saw his fellow members.
"Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy what's this, a photo shoot? Everyone's wearing white!" He boomed as he bounced happily into the room.
"No. Just a guesting remember? Now sit." Nakai retorted while poring over some sheets of paper.
"But why'd they call us so early? Show's an hour later right?" the youngest whined
"Because Smasma's satff came up with new ideas for the show and they want us to review it." Kimura said matter-of-factly, handing him a set of papers.
"They're going to renovate Bistro again?" Goro said rather too loudly.
"Well, it's not that bad isn't it?" came the good natured reply of Kusanagi Tsuyoshi
"Ne, ne, let's take a picture! I have my cam with me!" Shingo beamed, in an attitude suggesting that he had too much sugar in his coffee that morning.
"NO." Nakai said firmly, his eyes glaring at the paper he was holding. Shingo pouted.
"You know, I've always wanted to make those little cakes for Bistro. Kimura turned to Tsuyopon.
"Those single slice ones?"
"Ne, let's take a picture..." Shingo said.
"Or maybe onigiri... I was also thinking of twisting the flavor a little bit..."
"Onigiri... onigiri... onigiri..." Nakai looked sideways at Goro
"I want a picture!!!!!"
"Goro-chan, you still owe me for the 400 onigiris!!!" Nakai blurrted out, turning to Goro who had to lean away from their leader.
"What?!?!?!?!"
"Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccccccccttttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!" the baby whined.
"But I think I'll go for cake. It would be a change for me right? To do desserts once in a while?" takuya smiled.
"PICTURE!!!!!"
"I think it's okay. would you go for sponge cakes? or ice cream cakes?" Tsuyoshi said.
"What onigiri????" Goro was still clueless
"I had to pay for all those rice and stuff myself! The batsu game remember?????"
Shingo had had enough whining and decided to take the matters into his own hands. Sneakily, he got his camera and walked to the dressing room table. The he hid the device behind the bags ang hair products, taking great pains to not let him be suspected of committing a crime against SMAP. Once done, he took a container of hair mousse and whistled back to his seat.
"I think the cake will be a good idea" Tsuyoshi and Kimura grinned at each other,
"that's 400 onigiri!" Nakai reminded
CLICK
Four pairs of eyes turned to where the sound and the flash came from. With one swift movement, Katori Shingo was across the room, camera in ahnd and a split second later, was running out the corridor, wildly sniggering a the sound of his fellow member's yells.
Their youngest member did not appear until five minutes before the guesting as he was sure he'd be skinned alive if he arrived early. Right after the guesting, he disappeared immediately too, leaving the others disappointed at a lost chance for torturing Shingo. But Katori's prank did not end there, when SMAP returned to their dressing room, they saw a picture plastered on the door together with a scrap of paper. Takuya pulled the picture while Nakai took care of the paper.
"This is the plan for the new skit, fairytale." Nakai shivered a bit before continuing
" Apparently Shingo want's Snow White. Fortunately I suggested that it be turned down-" He was about to say more when Takuya burst out laughing.
The picture Kimura was hoolding has been edited. Shingo smeared doodles all over it and added little captions.
Shingo, his face serious and arms crossed across his chest has been labeled "Prince", complete with crown and sceptre "Princes don't have sceptre, kings do" came Goro's comment. Goro, who was leaning away from Nakai is the Hunter, and Nakai had the caption "Evil Queen", only the queen was crossed out and replaced by Mako-chan making Nakai to have a mental note to whack Shingo with a frying pan during the next bistro taping. Tsuyoshi is a dwarf and Kimura, who had been explaining the cake thing to Tsuyoshi then is now holding an apple and captioned as Snow Brown. Nakai looked around in panic. Edited picture, dressing room, Fuji TV...
"No one else saw this right????"
~End of Flashback~
"Okay SMAP-san, we're ready now. Could you please redo the shot from your Utaban guesting?" the photgrapher.
"Huh? What shot???" Nakai asked, confused.
"The fairytale one?" Shingo offered with a wide grin. The photgrapher nodded. Eyes turned to Shingo once again.
"What?! It was on teh dressing room door, people saw it!!!"
"SMAP-san please."
"Can we do another shot instead?" Nakai pleaded.
"We can just use the orginial. I hvae it here." Shingo grinned.
"Okay we'll do it!" Nakai immediately replied.
"What were we doing again?" he turned to the members.
"Onigiri." Goro prompted.
"Oh. yeah. By the way, you still haven't paid me..."
"CAKE" Kimura and tsuyoshi said at the same time. Shingo grinned and assumed his prince charming pose.
After the shot, Nakai met with the photographer:
"Never let Shingo get that picture. EVER." as he was about to exit the studio, he saw Kimura waiting, a grin was on his face.
" Too bad, he's already got one." Kimura said, pointing his finger to the walking away Shingo.
"SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
~E N D~
Title: Photo Op
~o0o~
The studio was all abuzz as the photo shoot was about to start. In one corner, Katori Shingo was grinning like a maniac as he was staring at a paper
~Flashback~
It was a bright, sunny day and Shingo couldn't be happier as he entered the dressing room and saw his fellow members.
"Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy what's this, a photo shoot? Everyone's wearing white!" He boomed as he bounced happily into the room.
"No. Just a guesting remember? Now sit." Nakai retorted while poring over some sheets of paper.
"But why'd they call us so early? Show's an hour later right?" the youngest whined
"Because Smasma's satff came up with new ideas for the show and they want us to review it." Kimura said matter-of-factly, handing him a set of papers.
"They're going to renovate Bistro again?" Goro said rather too loudly.
"Well, it's not that bad isn't it?" came the good natured reply of Kusanagi Tsuyoshi
"Ne, ne, let's take a picture! I have my cam with me!" Shingo beamed, in an attitude suggesting that he had too much sugar in his coffee that morning.
"NO." Nakai said firmly, his eyes glaring at the paper he was holding. Shingo pouted.
"You know, I've always wanted to make those little cakes for Bistro. Kimura turned to Tsuyopon.
"Those single slice ones?"
"Ne, let's take a picture..." Shingo said.
"Or maybe onigiri... I was also thinking of twisting the flavor a little bit..."
"Onigiri... onigiri... onigiri..." Nakai looked sideways at Goro
"I want a picture!!!!!"
"Goro-chan, you still owe me for the 400 onigiris!!!" Nakai blurrted out, turning to Goro who had to lean away from their leader.
"What?!?!?!?!"
"Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccccccccttttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!" the baby whined.
"But I think I'll go for cake. It would be a change for me right? To do desserts once in a while?" takuya smiled.
"PICTURE!!!!!"
"I think it's okay. would you go for sponge cakes? or ice cream cakes?" Tsuyoshi said.
"What onigiri????" Goro was still clueless
"I had to pay for all those rice and stuff myself! The batsu game remember?????"
Shingo had had enough whining and decided to take the matters into his own hands. Sneakily, he got his camera and walked to the dressing room table. The he hid the device behind the bags ang hair products, taking great pains to not let him be suspected of committing a crime against SMAP. Once done, he took a container of hair mousse and whistled back to his seat.
"I think the cake will be a good idea" Tsuyoshi and Kimura grinned at each other,
"that's 400 onigiri!" Nakai reminded
CLICK
Four pairs of eyes turned to where the sound and the flash came from. With one swift movement, Katori Shingo was across the room, camera in ahnd and a split second later, was running out the corridor, wildly sniggering a the sound of his fellow member's yells.
Their youngest member did not appear until five minutes before the guesting as he was sure he'd be skinned alive if he arrived early. Right after the guesting, he disappeared immediately too, leaving the others disappointed at a lost chance for torturing Shingo. But Katori's prank did not end there, when SMAP returned to their dressing room, they saw a picture plastered on the door together with a scrap of paper. Takuya pulled the picture while Nakai took care of the paper.
"This is the plan for the new skit, fairytale." Nakai shivered a bit before continuing
" Apparently Shingo want's Snow White. Fortunately I suggested that it be turned down-" He was about to say more when Takuya burst out laughing.
The picture Kimura was hoolding has been edited. Shingo smeared doodles all over it and added little captions.
Shingo, his face serious and arms crossed across his chest has been labeled "Prince", complete with crown and sceptre "Princes don't have sceptre, kings do" came Goro's comment. Goro, who was leaning away from Nakai is the Hunter, and Nakai had the caption "Evil Queen", only the queen was crossed out and replaced by Mako-chan making Nakai to have a mental note to whack Shingo with a frying pan during the next bistro taping. Tsuyoshi is a dwarf and Kimura, who had been explaining the cake thing to Tsuyoshi then is now holding an apple and captioned as Snow Brown. Nakai looked around in panic. Edited picture, dressing room, Fuji TV...
"No one else saw this right????"
~End of Flashback~
"Okay SMAP-san, we're ready now. Could you please redo the shot from your Utaban guesting?" the photgrapher.
"Huh? What shot???" Nakai asked, confused.
"The fairytale one?" Shingo offered with a wide grin. The photgrapher nodded. Eyes turned to Shingo once again.
"What?! It was on teh dressing room door, people saw it!!!"
"SMAP-san please."
"Can we do another shot instead?" Nakai pleaded.
"We can just use the orginial. I hvae it here." Shingo grinned.
"Okay we'll do it!" Nakai immediately replied.
"What were we doing again?" he turned to the members.
"Onigiri." Goro prompted.
"Oh. yeah. By the way, you still haven't paid me..."
"CAKE" Kimura and tsuyoshi said at the same time. Shingo grinned and assumed his prince charming pose.
After the shot, Nakai met with the photographer:
"Never let Shingo get that picture. EVER." as he was about to exit the studio, he saw Kimura waiting, a grin was on his face.
" Too bad, he's already got one." Kimura said, pointing his finger to the walking away Shingo.
"SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
~E N D~