THE PRETTY <3

[celerywench]

Guys. I have two types. and only two types. The type I want to marry and the type I want to fuck. I am so predictable about this friends have taken to whoring me out casually dropping my name and existence into conversation when they meet guys they know I would like. THANKS??? IDK.

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[celerywench]

Oh whatever. You're so gone for Jeff, you don't even know what to do with yourself ♥

[meiface]

ONLY BECAUSE ESTAAL IS MARRIED OKAY? If he weren't, he would also be going in my car.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeff. Lauren is not gonna wanna hang out with us anymore after Saturday. She's going to pretend she doesn't know us. :|