THE PRETTY <3
Guys. I have two types. and only two types. The type I want to marry and the type I want to fuck. I am so predictable about this friends have taken to whoring me out casually dropping my name and existence into conversation when they meet guys they know I would like. THANKS??? IDK.
Type A
Tall. Brunette. Intelligent.
Usually looks like a boyscout.
Classically handsome.
Often wears a suit or dresses sharply.
Ambitious.
Logical.
Wry sense of humor.
Secret dork.
(IRL: usually a lawyer, doctor, or marine. yes. I am predictable indeed.)
(Okay, Kaner's actually so far from my type period but god that gif)
Type B
Tall (well I've got to be universal about something). Blonde.
Fun.
Deliciously unkempt.
Usually looks like a hipster
- or just a frat boy who doesn't quite get irony.
FIT.
(IRL: usually works in politics - mostly environmental)
...At some point, I started this post with the intention of talking about how I have one of each that I'm interested in but who cares the conclusion of who I'm going to pick is already forgone lol. STARE AT THE PRETTY.
Type A
Tall. Brunette. Intelligent.
Usually looks like a boyscout.
Classically handsome.
Often wears a suit or dresses sharply.
Ambitious.
Logical.
Wry sense of humor.
Secret dork.
(IRL: usually a lawyer, doctor, or marine. yes. I am predictable indeed.)
(Okay, Kaner's actually so far from my type period but god that gif)
Type B
Tall (well I've got to be universal about something). Blonde.
Fun.
Deliciously unkempt.
Usually looks like a hipster
- or just a frat boy who doesn't quite get irony.
FIT.
(IRL: usually works in politics - mostly environmental)
...At some point, I started this post with the intention of talking about how I have one of each that I'm interested in but who cares the conclusion of who I'm going to pick is already forgone lol. STARE AT THE PRETTY.