A Letter from Fergie, of the Black Eyed Pees, I mean, Peas
I would like to take a second to thank Ethel, the very nice grandma that brought her grandson to my show, for loaning me one of her adult oopsies pants, although I did NOT piss myself.
I am a fly woman, y'all. I am mad-crazy on stage with the singing, the dancing; I am a PRESENCE. And sometimes women sweat, okay? Sometimes you sweat in a localized place, like your armpits. Or maybe, okay, just maybe in the crotchal area. Which is what happened, okay? I did not drop a bunch of ecstasy before the show, get into a groove and piss myself to enjoy the kinda-pleasurable feeling of warmth in my pants.
It is localized sweat. Y'all need ta recognize, okay? Fashion icons of their own making do not have accidents.
Dammit.
~Fergie