RAGE????!?!?!?!?!?
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
OMG.
OMG.
OMG.
OMG.
OMG.
OMG.
There is a Santa Claus!! He just got delayed by all the poor children! And now, almost a month behind he finally makes it to me and tells me that for Christmas he's going to reunite Rage Against the Machine for one show.
Only thing is, the fucking fat bastard makes that one show Coachella.
This is why Santa has to fight rumors that he doesn't exist. Because he pulls stupid shit like this.
It's like that year when I asked for a Jem doll. Remember Jem??? She was cool cuz she was a rock star with flashy red earrings. But come Christmas morning, was there a Jem doll under the tree for me? NO! Instead, Santa brought me a Roxy doll. Those of you familiar with the awesomeness that is Jem know that Roxy was the retarded/loser/illiterate Bassist for the Misfits - the rival band to Jem's band The Holograms.
Santa - you fucked up then...and you fucked up now.
Damn you to Hades. You and your rabid reindeers.
Santa can Suck It!