Hate. Kill.

[celandineb]

I suppose it is possible to loathe MS Word more than I do now, but it's difficult to imagine how.

Gah. Will go have dinner and come back and fight with the ^&#$#%& formatting of the paper some more.

Comments

[mrowe]

I think I've been there more than once. You have my deepest sympathy...

[celandineb]

I have beaten it into submission... or rather, it has beaten me and I have caved to its demands. But nearly there, FINALLY.

[felaine]

Since I know nothing about Word, maybe this will help.
Hope you haven't seen it.
Stolen from sesheta66

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No........I'm your son's teacher.'

[celandineb]

*chortles*

[a_d_medievalist]

Is this the new and more stupid Word, or just the old one? Because I hate the new and more stupid one.

[celandineb]

This is the old one. Actually it's Word 2002. I have never gotten on with Word, in any iteration, but the end is in sight, I think.