Fic - The Gibbs house bunny - NCIS Tony/Gibbs 1/1
I was supposed to be writing a challenge fic, but a pic by Lorene inspired me to this little ficlet.
Enjoy!
Title - The Gibbs house bunny
Author: Ceindreadh
Permission to archive: Yes to WWOMB, anybody else, please ask first.
Genre: Slash, humor
Pairing/Characters: Tony/Gibbs
Rating: T
Summary: Another day, another 'problem' for Gibbs and Tony to deal with.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer. I don’t own the NCIS characters, I’m only borrowing them, and I promise to return them in minty fresh condition when I’m finished. These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: Inspired by this pic on the NCIS CBS forums.
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“This is all your fault, DiNozzo,” growled Gibbs.
“My fault, how is it my fault?”
Gibbs glared at him. “You were the one who laughed that old lady when she threatened to curse us.”
“Well in all fairness, Boss, it's not like either of us believed she was serious.” Tony rubbed his ear gently. “C'mon, a little old lady says she'll turn us into Easter bunnies, you don't think we're gonna laugh in her face?”
“You see me laughing?”
Taking a good look at Gibbs, all Tony could see was the little whiskers that were growing out from either side of his little bunny nose, and oh yeah, the big floppy bunny ears that were peeking out from his silver hair. He didn't need a mirror to know that his ears and whiskers were pretty much identical to the ones in front of him. “Well it could be worse,” he said.
“We woke up this morning half man half bunny and with a strange craving for carrots,” said Gibbs. “How exactly could it have been worse?”
Tony opened his mouth and then closed it again. His nose twitched involuntarily. “Well she did say it was only for twenty-four hours, Gibbs. And since we can't exactly go out looking like this, we might as well stay here and make the most of it.”
The glare on Gibbs's face would have looked a lot more impressive if his nose hadn't kept twitching so much. “And what did you have in mind, exactly?”
“Well, we look like bunnies, guess we might as well act like bunnies!” Tony winked at Gibbs.
“You're on,” said Gibbs, his ears, and other things too, standing to attention. “Just one thing, Tony.”
“What's that?” asked Tony.
“Absolutely *no* carrots.”
“Thought you liked them?”
“I do, but I've got something better to nibble on.” Gibbs swatted Tony on his - fortunately not cottontail covered - ass, as they headed for the bedroom.
Enjoy!
Title - The Gibbs house bunny
Author: Ceindreadh
Permission to archive: Yes to WWOMB, anybody else, please ask first.
Genre: Slash, humor
Pairing/Characters: Tony/Gibbs
Rating: T
Summary: Another day, another 'problem' for Gibbs and Tony to deal with.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer. I don’t own the NCIS characters, I’m only borrowing them, and I promise to return them in minty fresh condition when I’m finished. These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: Inspired by this pic on the NCIS CBS forums.
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“This is all your fault, DiNozzo,” growled Gibbs.
“My fault, how is it my fault?”
Gibbs glared at him. “You were the one who laughed that old lady when she threatened to curse us.”
“Well in all fairness, Boss, it's not like either of us believed she was serious.” Tony rubbed his ear gently. “C'mon, a little old lady says she'll turn us into Easter bunnies, you don't think we're gonna laugh in her face?”
“You see me laughing?”
Taking a good look at Gibbs, all Tony could see was the little whiskers that were growing out from either side of his little bunny nose, and oh yeah, the big floppy bunny ears that were peeking out from his silver hair. He didn't need a mirror to know that his ears and whiskers were pretty much identical to the ones in front of him. “Well it could be worse,” he said.
“We woke up this morning half man half bunny and with a strange craving for carrots,” said Gibbs. “How exactly could it have been worse?”
Tony opened his mouth and then closed it again. His nose twitched involuntarily. “Well she did say it was only for twenty-four hours, Gibbs. And since we can't exactly go out looking like this, we might as well stay here and make the most of it.”
The glare on Gibbs's face would have looked a lot more impressive if his nose hadn't kept twitching so much. “And what did you have in mind, exactly?”
“Well, we look like bunnies, guess we might as well act like bunnies!” Tony winked at Gibbs.
“You're on,” said Gibbs, his ears, and other things too, standing to attention. “Just one thing, Tony.”
“What's that?” asked Tony.
“Absolutely *no* carrots.”
“Thought you liked them?”
“I do, but I've got something better to nibble on.” Gibbs swatted Tony on his - fortunately not cottontail covered - ass, as they headed for the bedroom.