"I wish you would stop going on about how vain I am. It's beginning to get really annoying. Where's my hairbrush?"
(Said by my very narcissistic sister in one breath.)
"Oh my god, you're my new best friend, can I have a hug?"
(My friend Laura proclaiming her love for a man dressed as a kangaroo.)
"Look at you, you're breathing fire through the youth of
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