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L asks A a question.
A: Ask Clare, she knows everything.
me: No I don't.
A: Well, apart from what I had for breakfast.
me: Porridge?
A: See? You do know everything...

This is happening with worrying frequency.


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Today was the last day my boss and I are both in the office, so she gave me leaving presents. I have ninja cookie cutters. Srsly ( Read more... )