I've got the first three weeks of July June! off to go sailing round the crinkly bits of Norway, and as such have to get a load of work done in advance. Combined with the fact that I have a three day reconnect thing this week means I have almost no free time. I've barely touched LJ this week, and while I may catch up next week, I'll almost ( Read more... )

I caught someone relabelling the new(ish) coffee machines at work.

I switched to black coffee after being rather disturbed by the latte.

It turns out the black coffee I've been drinking for the last couple of months has been DECAFFEINATED!!

The only way to get an americano black coffee is to order hot water. Throw half the cup away. Then get an ( Read more... )

All of these deserve more space, but time is fleeting.

Why I dislike spoilers. At the end of the 2006 series of Dr Who, I thought it had a week more to run, so the ending was a real surprise. I watched it on DVD box set recently, and didn't realise the last disk was all extras, so the same thing happened again.

Response to a tlanti post, on how I ( Read more... )

Note to self ( Read more... )

( Piccy of my cuppa )

Overheard at work.

Teleconference Machine: "Please state your name after the tone"
Chairman's Laptop: Crash
Teleconference Machine: "Beep"
Chairman: "Oh F***! Sh**!"
Teleconference Machine: "'Oh F***! Sh**!' has joined the conference."

Why won't people do anything that requires the slightest effort ( Read more... )

We've had some hilariously bad emails from Building management recently.

( Causing incontinence )