so the Guru went and got himself engaged.
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ccpguru's LJ stalker is mauka!mauka is stalking you because they have you confused with someone else whom they love. They are also not very liked around here!

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Is it bad that I feel like embellishing the current discomfort in my stomach/intestine area to the point where I want to ask for time off and go to the break room and watch tv all day? I can't leave, because people are relying on me for a ride home. Perhaps I'll pretend to go home and go visit Mitchell and Abby, that could work. Haven't seen Abby ( Read more... )

2 1/2 to go ( Read more... )

8 hours and 26 minutes to go ( Read more... )

So, its an 50 minute drive to work, give or take. I met a coworker on my way to pick up another coworker. It amounted to a 5 minute head start for him. I passed him on the highway about 5-10 minutes away from work. He tried to pass me back but couldn't because I caught up to a cop car. Then we got on another road, both of us switching lanes and I ( Read more... )

Just 7 hours until we take Gimpy to the strip joint. The place is called Load of Mischief. I don't know what to think about this. I can't help but wonder what this "mischief" is, and if it will make me involuntarily stick to my chair. I don't think the word "Load" should ever be associated with a strip club name, if only to ease the concerns of its ( Read more... )

So many things to bitch about ( Read more... )

DemonicaX: i love the concern for my vagina ( Read more... )

I'm being forced to write against my will by drain_ococtail. Mauka will probably be amazed. I'm at work at the moment. Its been busy all damn day. I'm off in a little over 90 minutes. These 9 hour shifts have got to go. Luckily I'm laid off in a few weeks and I get to sit on my ass and eat junk food, or lay on my ass and fuck for days on end. I ( Read more... )