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oh my god.
so last night me and some friends are at nicks, we're just sitting at a picnic bench minding our own business.
picture this scenerio:
a middle aged black man pushing a very old and fragile white lady in a wheel chair. on her lap is this giant guitar.
as if this wasn't funny enough. so he wheels her past the bar.
(10 minutes later)
same old lady comes walking back in front of the bar, pushing the wheelchair. man and guitar are missing.
what the hell happened to them?! and why is she pushing the wheelchair she was previously in?!
(5 minutes later)
man passes bar with guitar around his neck, strumming a tune.
WHAT THE HELL? that seriously made my night.
wanna see something crazy?! it threw me off completely.
count how many F's are in the following statement..
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
you guessed 3 huh? because i sure did.
there's actually 6. i swear! go back and recount if you don't believe me.
the brain can't process the word "of" so it just skips over it.
crazy.
yeah. that's all i really have to say. this entry was pretty useless. whatever, i had fun writing it.
good day!
so last night me and some friends are at nicks, we're just sitting at a picnic bench minding our own business.
picture this scenerio:
a middle aged black man pushing a very old and fragile white lady in a wheel chair. on her lap is this giant guitar.
as if this wasn't funny enough. so he wheels her past the bar.
(10 minutes later)
same old lady comes walking back in front of the bar, pushing the wheelchair. man and guitar are missing.
what the hell happened to them?! and why is she pushing the wheelchair she was previously in?!
(5 minutes later)
man passes bar with guitar around his neck, strumming a tune.
WHAT THE HELL? that seriously made my night.
wanna see something crazy?! it threw me off completely.
count how many F's are in the following statement..
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
you guessed 3 huh? because i sure did.
there's actually 6. i swear! go back and recount if you don't believe me.
the brain can't process the word "of" so it just skips over it.
crazy.
yeah. that's all i really have to say. this entry was pretty useless. whatever, i had fun writing it.
good day!