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My Year in Review
January: seaux kids, im in the mall shopping with jena and we're at the gap/abercrombie/american eagle/ whatevah... it's one store anyways. and im buying all these things and just throwing them in a bag... belts, shirts, jeans, shoes, hoodies, wallets... whatever i can find. and im thinking to myself "i can't afford all of this!" but i can't stop myself... i dont think i ever made it to the check-out counter... [this was a dream]
February: well - kids i broke my new year's resolution... and i figured, while im at it... im gonna break it BIG. and seaux i have. [the resolution was to write an entry every single day of the year... im not sure if i'd be proud of that now or extremely depressed]
March: "In every day life, we choose our garments to fit the occasion, though our personality is the same whether we wear a dress, suit or pajamas. The same applies to art. I garb in robes to fit the subject, but do not change my personality." -- Igor Strawinsky
April: *white smoke**bells*The new Pontiff of the Golden Band from Tiger Land is Drum Major Aaron Robarge I [wow... im nuts... not to mention, the first entry in april came on the 24th!!!!!!]
May: I'm sorry, but this is one of the funniest conversations I have EVER seen on ANY television show.
Strangers With Candy
Jellyneck: Say, Jerri, what was THAT all about?
Jerri: Mr. Noblet wants me to snitch on a friend
Jellyneck: Snitching doesn't sound like you, Jerri
Jerri: Oh, it's not what you think...it's not like snitching on a real person or anything. She's...
Jellyneck: Gay?
Jerri: Retarded.
Jellyneck: [giggle] Yes, most of them are.
Jerri: Most who are what?
Jellyneck: Most gay people are retarded
Jerri: Wait a minute... does that mean Kimberly Timbers is gay??
Jellyneck: I don't know. Hey, make a pass at her and find out. She'd have to be retarded to turn you down.
Jerri: [laughing] Thanks. Well, are they...uh... dangerous?
Jellyneck: Gay people? They can be
Jerri: No no no, retarded people.
Jellyneck: Hm. I dont know, but I do know before you do any snitching, you'd better find out.
[ stil one of the funniest]
June: so im back in milwaukee, kids... oh what fun. actually, it's nice to be back because the weather is cooperating! [i suppose i had to have at least ONE normal entry]
July: okay kids - first off, let me start by saying:
THANK YOU
take that - blow it up to the largest font possible, duplicate it to infinity, double stamps, no quitsies
August: 1.When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? what color my eyes are when wearing this particular thing
September: Seaux, kids - i have gotten most of my repertoire for my last year at UWM. Here goes
October: seaux - i have not written a real update here in quite some time - well, i mean, i tried to do it with the previous one, but it got deleted. horseshit. [there - there's my quota]
November: well - last time i updated on was on october 19, so... let me think. hmmm... ive been doing a LOT of work in grad school right now
Decmeber: this past weekend was the honors bands weekend, kids... and... i'll just have to comment on it later
January: seaux kids, im in the mall shopping with jena and we're at the gap/abercrombie/american eagle/ whatevah... it's one store anyways. and im buying all these things and just throwing them in a bag... belts, shirts, jeans, shoes, hoodies, wallets... whatever i can find. and im thinking to myself "i can't afford all of this!" but i can't stop myself... i dont think i ever made it to the check-out counter... [this was a dream]
February: well - kids i broke my new year's resolution... and i figured, while im at it... im gonna break it BIG. and seaux i have. [the resolution was to write an entry every single day of the year... im not sure if i'd be proud of that now or extremely depressed]
March: "In every day life, we choose our garments to fit the occasion, though our personality is the same whether we wear a dress, suit or pajamas. The same applies to art. I garb in robes to fit the subject, but do not change my personality." -- Igor Strawinsky
April: *white smoke**bells*The new Pontiff of the Golden Band from Tiger Land is Drum Major Aaron Robarge I [wow... im nuts... not to mention, the first entry in april came on the 24th!!!!!!]
May: I'm sorry, but this is one of the funniest conversations I have EVER seen on ANY television show.
Strangers With Candy
Jellyneck: Say, Jerri, what was THAT all about?
Jerri: Mr. Noblet wants me to snitch on a friend
Jellyneck: Snitching doesn't sound like you, Jerri
Jerri: Oh, it's not what you think...it's not like snitching on a real person or anything. She's...
Jellyneck: Gay?
Jerri: Retarded.
Jellyneck: [giggle] Yes, most of them are.
Jerri: Most who are what?
Jellyneck: Most gay people are retarded
Jerri: Wait a minute... does that mean Kimberly Timbers is gay??
Jellyneck: I don't know. Hey, make a pass at her and find out. She'd have to be retarded to turn you down.
Jerri: [laughing] Thanks. Well, are they...uh... dangerous?
Jellyneck: Gay people? They can be
Jerri: No no no, retarded people.
Jellyneck: Hm. I dont know, but I do know before you do any snitching, you'd better find out.
[ stil one of the funniest]
June: so im back in milwaukee, kids... oh what fun. actually, it's nice to be back because the weather is cooperating! [i suppose i had to have at least ONE normal entry]
July: okay kids - first off, let me start by saying:
THANK YOU
take that - blow it up to the largest font possible, duplicate it to infinity, double stamps, no quitsies
August: 1.When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? what color my eyes are when wearing this particular thing
September: Seaux, kids - i have gotten most of my repertoire for my last year at UWM. Here goes
October: seaux - i have not written a real update here in quite some time - well, i mean, i tried to do it with the previous one, but it got deleted. horseshit. [there - there's my quota]
November: well - last time i updated on was on october 19, so... let me think. hmmm... ive been doing a LOT of work in grad school right now
Decmeber: this past weekend was the honors bands weekend, kids... and... i'll just have to comment on it later