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So fark.com had a message board challenge "Define your sex life with a Star Wars quote." Honestly, the stuff people came up with was excellent, so I decided I'd give mine and then post the best ones.
First mine: "This is Red Five - I'm going in!"
The other awesome ones:
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Aren't you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?
"I'm your father."
/wait what?
//oh god--the repressed memories
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Yipeeeee!
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"
You serve your master well and are sure to be rewarded.
I know it smells bad, but it will keep you warm
Don't get too cocky
"I know."
This little one's not worth the effort
It's not my fault! They told me it was fixed !
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.
it's a trap!
I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.
Impressive. Most impressive.
Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Han Solo: Yeah, I'll bet you have.
[SFX: Boom!]
Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.
I got a problem here.
Eject!
I can hold it.
Pull up!
No, I'm all right... ahhh!
Negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.
Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
You got a lot of carbon scoring here. It looks like you boys
have seen a lot of action.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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2007-04-11 01:30:36 PM Kusanagi
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
2007-04-11 01:32:00 PM Dread Pirate Slasher
Aren't you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?
2007-04-11 01:32:23 PM absoluteparanoia
"I'm your father."
/wait what?
//oh god--the repressed memories
2007-04-11 01:32:26 PM mildmildwest
I've got a bad feeling about this
2007-04-11 01:32:33 PM Crystal Girl
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
2007-04-11 01:32:37 PM Wild EEP
Someone's got to save our skins!
2007-04-11 01:32:56 PM Rev.K
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villianry.
2007-04-11 01:32:59 PM BXRWXR
She doesn't like you.
I don't like you either. You just watch yourself.
2007-04-11 01:33:03 PM Dragynwing
The Force is strong with this one.
2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM rickythepenguin
Yipeeeee!
2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM scallywaghotness
Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
/Too good to pass up
2007-04-11 01:33:26 PM anal brazil men
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"
2007-04-11 01:33:29 PM Admiral_John
You serve your master well and are sure to be rewarded.
2007-04-11 01:33:32 PM SmoothTex
"That's no moon, it's a space station!"
2007-04-11 01:33:33 PM Rev.K
I know it smells bad, but it will keep you warm.
2007-04-11 01:33:41 PM Dragynwing
Let the Wookie win.
2007-04-11 01:33:51 PM Slim Pickens
"All tha hot biatchez be steppin' off, offerin theyselves to me."
2007-04-11 01:33:58 PM Dom Roark
A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
2007-04-11 01:34:06 PM Huskadoodle
Don't get too cocky
2007-04-11 01:34:17 PM Dragynwing
DO NOT WANT!
2007-04-11 01:34:22 PM aquigley
"I know."
2007-04-11 01:34:30 PM runchkin
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
2007-04-11 01:34:31 PM KarmicHoax
This little one's not worth the effort
2007-04-11 01:34:35 PM UnstoppableDrew
It's not my fault! They told me it was fixed !
2007-04-11 01:34:38 PM Crystal Girl
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
2007-04-11 01:34:49 PM Uberchief
Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.
2007-04-11 01:34:53 PM Dragynwing
it's a trap!
2007-04-11 01:34:57 PM blessthe40oz
I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?
2007-04-11 01:35:07 PM antisocialite
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
2007-04-11 01:35:09 PM timmy_the_tooth
2007-04-11 01:35:14 PM aquigley
2007-04-11 01:34:30 PM runchkin
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
2007-04-11 01:34:31 PM KarmicHoax
This little one's not worth the effort
See, now that's a simulpost worth putting into a profile.
2007-04-11 01:35:36 PM MissHoneychurch
Crystal Girl: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Haha! I love you.
2007-04-11 01:35:45 PM Kusanagi
We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
2007-04-11 01:35:47 PM KarmicHoax
Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from... behind!
2007-04-11 01:35:51 PM TripTheLightFantastic
Do or do not. There is no try.
/I dunno, it's the first thing that came to my mind.
2007-04-11 01:35:52 PM ICDedPpl
runchkin
KarmicHoax
/spooky....
2007-04-11 01:35:57 PM WhatYouSay
Its just a series of R2D2 beeps.
2007-04-11 01:35:58 PM Sumpinlikedat
2007-04-11 01:36:06 PM Dragynwing
Impressive. Most impressive.
2007-04-11 01:36:27 PM Big Pimpin' Pappy
"I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home"
2007-04-11 01:36:34 PM ajax6677
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay? "
/say my name biatch
2007-04-11 01:36:35 PM Sumpinlikedat
timmy_the_tooth: Other Vader pic
Dammit. Great minds. You know. Blah blah blah.
2007-04-11 01:36:35 PM Uberchief
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.
2007-04-11 01:36:57 PM President Raygun
The sand people walk in single file to hide their numbers.
I got nothing.
2007-04-11 01:37:02 PM Dragynwing
Kusanagi: We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
that's a good one.
2007-04-11 01:37:15 PM Crystal Girl
"Grab it. Almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy..."
2007-04-11 01:37:18 PM ozone
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not."
2007-04-11 01:37:18 PM likelyculprit
TK421, why aren't you at your post?
2007-04-11 01:37:38 PM oldfarthenry
`sex life' and `Star Wars'? Those words just don't fit together.
2007-04-11 01:37:46 PM ICDedPpl
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
2007-04-11 01:37:50 PM EvilEgg
Han shot first.
/so do I
//I know it's not a quote from the movie
2007-04-11 01:37:59 PM Irish15
[just a glowing lightsabre waving back and forth in front of the Princess' face]
2007-04-11 01:38:01 PM Manfred Richthofen
"You are a little short for a stormtrooper."
2007-04-11 01:38:15 PM Uberchief
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
2007-04-11 01:38:15 PM KarmicHoax
So... you got your reward and you're just leaving then?
2007-04-11 01:38:47 PM crunchyfist
do or do not. there is no try.
2007-04-11 01:38:54 PM Squarebobspongepants
Laugh it up, fuzzball!!
2007-04-11 01:38:59 PM Shiat talking Mushrooms
*Looks down at crotch*
"He could use a good kiss!"
2007-04-11 01:39:00 PM TripTheLightFantastic
or
Sorry about the mess.
2007-04-11 01:39:02 PM Nabb1
Negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.
2007-04-11 01:39:16 PM whatwouldbuffydo
Crystal Girl: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Classic.
2007-04-11 01:39:24 PM Grandmaster Poopypants
It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.
2007-04-11 01:39:57 PM peck
Turn them off! Turn them ALL off!
2007-04-11 01:40:04 PM Uberchief
Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!
2007-04-11 01:40:49 PM Grandmaster Poopypants
(shakes fist)
Nabb1 shot first.
2007-04-11 01:41:04 PM Howie Spankowitz
Rawwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr!
-Chewbacca
2007-04-11 01:41:08 PM KarmicHoax
Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion.
2007-04-11 01:41:45 PM EL_FABREZ
If I could I'd probably be a virgin anyways.
2007-04-11 01:41:50 PM OyleSylck
Yub nub!
2007-04-11 01:41:54 PM Dom Roark
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
2007-04-11 01:41:56 PM spacely_sprocket
Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Han Solo: Yeah, I'll bet you have.
[SFX: Boom!]
Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.
2007-04-11 01:41:57 PM crunchyfist
evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
2007-04-11 01:42:14 PM BullsHitter
Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.
2007-04-11 01:42:20 PM never odd or even
I got a problem here.
Eject!
I can hold it.
Pull up!
No, I'm all right... ahhh!
2007-04-11 01:42:23 PM Dragynwing
lol...has anyone quoted something from the 3 crappy movies?
2007-04-11 01:42:47 PM Number23
Impressive.
Most impressive.
2007-04-11 01:42:59 PM Dragynwing
besides nooooooooooooooooo! i mean
2007-04-11 01:43:00 PM Kusanagi
Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy
2007-04-11 01:43:04 PM byss
I thought they smelled bad.... on the outside
2007-04-11 01:43:18 PM insane_idoru
oldfarthenry: `sex life' and `Star Wars'? Those words just don't fit together.
The hell they don't.
Gold Leader: They're coming in! Three marks and 2-10!
Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: Loosen up!
Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from... behind!
Obi-Wan: We'll take him together. You go in on his left.
Princess Leia: Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
And then my favorite of the quotes on fark:
"Cover me, Porkins."
First mine: "This is Red Five - I'm going in!"
The other awesome ones:
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Aren't you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?
"I'm your father."
/wait what?
//oh god--the repressed memories
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Yipeeeee!
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"
You serve your master well and are sure to be rewarded.
I know it smells bad, but it will keep you warm
Don't get too cocky
"I know."
This little one's not worth the effort
It's not my fault! They told me it was fixed !
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.
it's a trap!
I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.
Impressive. Most impressive.
Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Han Solo: Yeah, I'll bet you have.
[SFX: Boom!]
Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.
I got a problem here.
Eject!
I can hold it.
Pull up!
No, I'm all right... ahhh!
Negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.
Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
You got a lot of carbon scoring here. It looks like you boys
have seen a lot of action.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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2007-04-11 01:30:36 PM Kusanagi
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
2007-04-11 01:32:00 PM Dread Pirate Slasher
Aren't you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?
2007-04-11 01:32:23 PM absoluteparanoia
"I'm your father."
/wait what?
//oh god--the repressed memories
2007-04-11 01:32:26 PM mildmildwest
I've got a bad feeling about this
2007-04-11 01:32:33 PM Crystal Girl
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
2007-04-11 01:32:37 PM Wild EEP
Someone's got to save our skins!
2007-04-11 01:32:56 PM Rev.K
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villianry.
2007-04-11 01:32:59 PM BXRWXR
She doesn't like you.
I don't like you either. You just watch yourself.
2007-04-11 01:33:03 PM Dragynwing
The Force is strong with this one.
2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM rickythepenguin
Yipeeeee!
2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM scallywaghotness
Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
/Too good to pass up
2007-04-11 01:33:26 PM anal brazil men
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"
2007-04-11 01:33:29 PM Admiral_John
You serve your master well and are sure to be rewarded.
2007-04-11 01:33:32 PM SmoothTex
"That's no moon, it's a space station!"
2007-04-11 01:33:33 PM Rev.K
I know it smells bad, but it will keep you warm.
2007-04-11 01:33:41 PM Dragynwing
Let the Wookie win.
2007-04-11 01:33:51 PM Slim Pickens
"All tha hot biatchez be steppin' off, offerin theyselves to me."
2007-04-11 01:33:58 PM Dom Roark
A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
2007-04-11 01:34:06 PM Huskadoodle
Don't get too cocky
2007-04-11 01:34:17 PM Dragynwing
DO NOT WANT!
2007-04-11 01:34:22 PM aquigley
"I know."
2007-04-11 01:34:30 PM runchkin
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
2007-04-11 01:34:31 PM KarmicHoax
This little one's not worth the effort
2007-04-11 01:34:35 PM UnstoppableDrew
It's not my fault! They told me it was fixed !
2007-04-11 01:34:38 PM Crystal Girl
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
2007-04-11 01:34:49 PM Uberchief
Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.
2007-04-11 01:34:53 PM Dragynwing
it's a trap!
2007-04-11 01:34:57 PM blessthe40oz
I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?
2007-04-11 01:35:07 PM antisocialite
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
2007-04-11 01:35:09 PM timmy_the_tooth
2007-04-11 01:35:14 PM aquigley
2007-04-11 01:34:30 PM runchkin
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
2007-04-11 01:34:31 PM KarmicHoax
This little one's not worth the effort
See, now that's a simulpost worth putting into a profile.
2007-04-11 01:35:36 PM MissHoneychurch
Crystal Girl: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Haha! I love you.
2007-04-11 01:35:45 PM Kusanagi
We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
2007-04-11 01:35:47 PM KarmicHoax
Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from... behind!
2007-04-11 01:35:51 PM TripTheLightFantastic
Do or do not. There is no try.
/I dunno, it's the first thing that came to my mind.
2007-04-11 01:35:52 PM ICDedPpl
runchkin
KarmicHoax
/spooky....
2007-04-11 01:35:57 PM WhatYouSay
Its just a series of R2D2 beeps.
2007-04-11 01:35:58 PM Sumpinlikedat
2007-04-11 01:36:06 PM Dragynwing
Impressive. Most impressive.
2007-04-11 01:36:27 PM Big Pimpin' Pappy
"I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home"
2007-04-11 01:36:34 PM ajax6677
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay? "
/say my name biatch
2007-04-11 01:36:35 PM Sumpinlikedat
timmy_the_tooth: Other Vader pic
Dammit. Great minds. You know. Blah blah blah.
2007-04-11 01:36:35 PM Uberchief
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.
2007-04-11 01:36:57 PM President Raygun
The sand people walk in single file to hide their numbers.
I got nothing.
2007-04-11 01:37:02 PM Dragynwing
Kusanagi: We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
that's a good one.
2007-04-11 01:37:15 PM Crystal Girl
"Grab it. Almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy..."
2007-04-11 01:37:18 PM ozone
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not."
2007-04-11 01:37:18 PM likelyculprit
TK421, why aren't you at your post?
2007-04-11 01:37:38 PM oldfarthenry
`sex life' and `Star Wars'? Those words just don't fit together.
2007-04-11 01:37:46 PM ICDedPpl
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
2007-04-11 01:37:50 PM EvilEgg
Han shot first.
/so do I
//I know it's not a quote from the movie
2007-04-11 01:37:59 PM Irish15
[just a glowing lightsabre waving back and forth in front of the Princess' face]
2007-04-11 01:38:01 PM Manfred Richthofen
"You are a little short for a stormtrooper."
2007-04-11 01:38:15 PM Uberchief
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
2007-04-11 01:38:15 PM KarmicHoax
So... you got your reward and you're just leaving then?
2007-04-11 01:38:47 PM crunchyfist
do or do not. there is no try.
2007-04-11 01:38:54 PM Squarebobspongepants
Laugh it up, fuzzball!!
2007-04-11 01:38:59 PM Shiat talking Mushrooms
*Looks down at crotch*
"He could use a good kiss!"
2007-04-11 01:39:00 PM TripTheLightFantastic
or
Sorry about the mess.
2007-04-11 01:39:02 PM Nabb1
Negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.
2007-04-11 01:39:16 PM whatwouldbuffydo
Crystal Girl: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Classic.
2007-04-11 01:39:24 PM Grandmaster Poopypants
It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.
2007-04-11 01:39:57 PM peck
Turn them off! Turn them ALL off!
2007-04-11 01:40:04 PM Uberchief
Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!
2007-04-11 01:40:49 PM Grandmaster Poopypants
(shakes fist)
Nabb1 shot first.
2007-04-11 01:41:04 PM Howie Spankowitz
Rawwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr!
-Chewbacca
2007-04-11 01:41:08 PM KarmicHoax
Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion.
2007-04-11 01:41:45 PM EL_FABREZ
If I could I'd probably be a virgin anyways.
2007-04-11 01:41:50 PM OyleSylck
Yub nub!
2007-04-11 01:41:54 PM Dom Roark
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
2007-04-11 01:41:56 PM spacely_sprocket
Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Han Solo: Yeah, I'll bet you have.
[SFX: Boom!]
Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.
2007-04-11 01:41:57 PM crunchyfist
evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
2007-04-11 01:42:14 PM BullsHitter
Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.
2007-04-11 01:42:20 PM never odd or even
I got a problem here.
Eject!
I can hold it.
Pull up!
No, I'm all right... ahhh!
2007-04-11 01:42:23 PM Dragynwing
lol...has anyone quoted something from the 3 crappy movies?
2007-04-11 01:42:47 PM Number23
Impressive.
Most impressive.
2007-04-11 01:42:59 PM Dragynwing
besides nooooooooooooooooo! i mean
2007-04-11 01:43:00 PM Kusanagi
Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy
2007-04-11 01:43:04 PM byss
I thought they smelled bad.... on the outside
2007-04-11 01:43:18 PM insane_idoru
oldfarthenry: `sex life' and `Star Wars'? Those words just don't fit together.
The hell they don't.
Gold Leader: They're coming in! Three marks and 2-10!
Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: Loosen up!
Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from... behind!
Obi-Wan: We'll take him together. You go in on his left.
Princess Leia: Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
And then my favorite of the quotes on fark:
"Cover me, Porkins."