Procrastination
Warning: this is not a PC quiz
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call thongs thongs not flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard barbie
[ ] you know a barbie is not a doll
[X] you love the beach
[X] sometimes you swear without realising
[X] you're a sports fanatic!!
[ ] you are stacks tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you scratch your butt without shame
[ ] you have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 3
Italian
[X] The Godfather is a great movie.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauce.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know a lot of italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[X] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'3''.
[ ] Pizza is the best food in the world.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 6
Hispanic
[ ] You say member instead of remember
[ ] You speak spanish
[ ]You love rice and Beans.
[ ] YoU TyPe likE ThIs 0n Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned
[ ]You know what a Bodega is.
[X] You talk fast.
[ ] If you are a guy you get a shape up, If you are a girl you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
Total = 1
Russian
[] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you get short tempered
[X] you know of sombody named boris/natasha
[X] white white skinned
[X] you get cold easily
[X] you are athletic
[X]snow is fun for you
[X] You get into contests often
[X]You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total = 5
Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ly,on,un,an,ry,ty.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st.pattys day party.
[ ] you have family from Ireland.
Total = 2
Black
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[ ] You LOVE/LIKE rap
[ ] You talk with slang
[X] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist
[X] You like chicken
[X] You like watermelon
[X] you can dance
[X] you can ..sing.. gospel
[ ] Your parents said they found you in the jungle in Africa
Total = 5
Wtf- everyone loves watermelon and chicken
Asian
[ ] you have slanty eyes
[X] you LOVE rice
[X] you are smart
[X] you have played the piano
[ ]you have family from asia
[ ] you have teeny feet
[ ] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] most people think you're chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total = 3
(How racist was this category... crazy quiz)
German
[X] You like bread
[ ] You think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar
[ ] You dont drink your soda without ice
[X] You Speak German
[X] You know what Schnitzel is and you love it
[X] You are Catholic or Protestant
[ ] You know or are related to a nazi
[X] You went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
[ ] you're over 5' 10"
Total: 5
Canadian
[ ] You play/played hockey
[ ] you love alcohol
[ ] You say eh
[ ] You don't believe war is the answer
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some french
[ ] You love Tim Horton's
[ ] At one point you lived in a cabin
[ ] you have gotten high
Total = 0
Fuck Yeah, no Canadian.
Also, no English? Un-cool
Odd that I ended up being more Russian then anything else, really that is confusing.
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call thongs thongs not flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard barbie
[ ] you know a barbie is not a doll
[X] you love the beach
[X] sometimes you swear without realising
[X] you're a sports fanatic!!
[ ] you are stacks tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you scratch your butt without shame
[ ] you have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 3
Italian
[X] The Godfather is a great movie.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauce.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know a lot of italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[X] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'3''.
[ ] Pizza is the best food in the world.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 6
Hispanic
[ ] You say member instead of remember
[ ] You speak spanish
[ ]You love rice and Beans.
[ ] YoU TyPe likE ThIs 0n Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned
[ ]You know what a Bodega is.
[X] You talk fast.
[ ] If you are a guy you get a shape up, If you are a girl you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
Total = 1
Russian
[] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you get short tempered
[X] you know of sombody named boris/natasha
[X] white white skinned
[X] you get cold easily
[X] you are athletic
[X]snow is fun for you
[X] You get into contests often
[X]You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total = 5
Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ly,on,un,an,ry,ty.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st.pattys day party.
[ ] you have family from Ireland.
Total = 2
Black
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[ ] You LOVE/LIKE rap
[ ] You talk with slang
[X] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist
[X] You like chicken
[X] You like watermelon
[X] you can dance
[X] you can ..sing.. gospel
[ ] Your parents said they found you in the jungle in Africa
Total = 5
Wtf- everyone loves watermelon and chicken
Asian
[ ] you have slanty eyes
[X] you LOVE rice
[X] you are smart
[X] you have played the piano
[ ]you have family from asia
[ ] you have teeny feet
[ ] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] most people think you're chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total = 3
(How racist was this category... crazy quiz)
German
[X] You like bread
[ ] You think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar
[ ] You dont drink your soda without ice
[X] You Speak German
[X] You know what Schnitzel is and you love it
[X] You are Catholic or Protestant
[ ] You know or are related to a nazi
[X] You went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
[ ] you're over 5' 10"
Total: 5
Canadian
[ ] You play/played hockey
[ ] you love alcohol
[ ] You say eh
[ ] You don't believe war is the answer
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some french
[ ] You love Tim Horton's
[ ] At one point you lived in a cabin
[ ] you have gotten high
Total = 0
Fuck Yeah, no Canadian.
Also, no English? Un-cool
Odd that I ended up being more Russian then anything else, really that is confusing.