Someone expressed an interest in my thoughts about Sin City, and because this is almost like being on Parkinson, but with the added benefit that I can answer the question in my pyjamas, I will. ( In short I thought it was horrific and I still feel slightly queasy thinking about it. )

Shelly Green is a drab music teacher with hair cut on the cheap by a pupil's mum. Her adoring students sign her up for an arranged marriage organised by Channel 6. The groom, Kit Kincade, is so sexy she cannot resist and agrees. Now, the question is: do opposites really attract? And can they stay married long enough to get hold of the cash?

( Spoilers )