So
walkawayslowly and I were talking the other day about
Ronon Dex and his complete and utter smoking hotness.
A visual aid, for the uninitiated!
And then we had the following conversation.
katjad: "what not to wear: dreads."
walkawayslowly: it's a good thing the rest of him is still so smoking hot.
katjad: yeah, really. i mean! i'd still do him.
walkawayslowly: well, yes. but i'd def make him tie the dreads back. so they never touched me.
katjad: ahaha. "i'll sleep with you! But i might make you wear a hair condom."
walkawayslowly: OMG YES.
katjad: it's like a shower cap, right. except FOR DREADLOCKS.
walkawayslowly: only he ends up looking like the brain.
katjad: i feel much better about ronon as a potential sexual partner now!
walkawayslowly: me too!
And then we started talking about The Dreads as a sentient being, much like The Artist Formerly Known as John Sheppard's Hair,
JJ Spice, and wondering what we could name The Dreads.
walkawayslowly: la sha ronda botique cherelle
katjad: cherelle!
walkawayslowly: PERFECT. from now on, they are not dreads, they are cherelle.
katjad: they are! i feel much better about ronon as a potential sexual partner now!
walkawayslowly: oh, cherelle. you are so smelly.
katjad: and so gross. cherelle is like, a grungy granola-eating lesbian stuck on a hot man's head.
walkawayslowly: who wears tie die.
katjad: and the same pair of birkenstock sandals! SINCE 1978.
walkawayslowly: and she drives a really, really old two door volvo that used to be red but is now more an orangey faded color.
katjad: she eats only vegan food. she's thinking of going raw.
walkawayslowly: and she smells like asparagus.
walkawayslowly: she's got sixteen too many cats and she doesn't really like to clean the cat pans
katjad: and she keeps trying to make ronon sleep with her type of woman, but it doesn't really work out too well, because they are all EWW PENIS NO.
walkawayslowly: well, no. because ew.
katjad: and he is like, but my penis is AWESOME?
walkawayslowly: also, ronon is a little more picky than that
katjad: he is.
So!
MEET CHERELLE.
In conclusion, the verdict is: We would totally sleep with Ronon Dex.
katjad: although cherelle still totally has to suit up. sorry, babe.
walkawayslowly: oh yeah, well. that's just a given.
katjad: THIS AIN'T NO THREESOME.