Jess is finally moving out at the beginning of February. This is both a good and bad thing - good because housework will be a lot easier to keep up with, since it won't look like a pig farm moved in twenty minutes after I clean; bad because the financial end of things picks up. In the end, this needed to happen, and it probably should have happened ( Read more... )

I'm sitting at the computer listening to random music and drinking copious amounts of vodka when I came to the realization that I'm completely miserable with the present and forseeable future. As such, I know that things need to change, and probably in a hurry given some of my less endearing self-destructive tendencies. However, I've also come to ( Read more... )

It was inevitable that I would eventually be harassed by my arch-nemesis again. And no, I am not referring to Bjork, Paris Hilton, or Alcoholics Anonymous. I am referring to the most dreaded of enemies - the bird ( Read more... )

Why anyone can believe in a god that gives so much to so few, and so little to so many ( Read more... )

So tomorrow, baring any unforeseen complications, I shall be acquiring another car. As such, I was cleaning out the Monte when I began feeling rather saddened about this. Granted, getting another car is the best move - especially given the plethora of issues the monte has right now - but it still feels like I'm losing something here ( Read more... )

And today, I realized that I feel nothing but contempt for the vast majority of the human race.

I suppose you all should consider yourselves warned.

So, I need another roommate. And to get an apartment posthaste. As such, I have a list of guidelines that I am going to be looking for based off things that piss me off about people I am either presently with or have lived with in the past. So, if you fit the criteria and may be looking for one, let me know ( Read more... )

My shoulder really fucking hurts. I just took about 4000 mgs of extra strength tylenol for this. Is it bad that I took that much ( Read more... )

Well, it's been a while, so let's get you all caught up on the fabulous (and I use that term sarasticly) world o' Dave ( Read more... )

Broke the driver side rear strut today by doing the unbelieveably difficult task of making a left turn. I realize that maybe, just maybe, performing such a ridiculous maneuver may be more than one should expect a car to do without breaking something, but I suppose that I just have a tendency to ask too much from my vehicle. Oh, and I probably ( Read more... )