You all are given permission to smack me and give me a banana the next time I eat a doughnut and bagel with cream cheese, along with a Mountain Dew: Code Red for breakfast.

Seriously man, this is like, the 4th week of that kind of breakfast.

Wanna know what's scarier?

I'm losing weight when I eat junk food. I'm still underweight. Not grossly, as ( Read more... )