Coworker 1: I once ate a polar bear.
Coworker 2: A whole one?
Coworker 1: Yup!
Coworker 2: All in one go?
Coworker 1: Well, no...
Coworker 2: Did you at least buy her dinner after?

starving4scotch: And I'm blaming YOU for the bit in my dream where Christoph Waltz (with the 'Musketeers' hair and moustache) showed up in terrier form.

starving4scotch : "I would totally give your brother head if he got me Robert Downey Jr.'s autograph."

Went and saw Thor again tonight, this time in 2D. Less headache inducing, yay! There was a bucketful more trailers on this, including a Green Lantern trailer I hadn't seen yet, the new Three Musketeers with Christoph Waltz, and of course the fuckin' awesome ( Read more... )

starving4scotch: And my mother couldn't figure out the cock ring!

Katie: 10 HOURS AND 51 MINUTES UNTIL IRON MAN ( Read more... )

Emily: I just kept wondering about going further...because we always said that tornadoes were one angel giving another a swirlie.
Catie:......
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbffffff
Emily: and I can just see Gabe holding Cas over the toilet
FLUSH
DAMMIT GABRIEL THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

starving4scotch: Tony Stark is in my pants!

starving4scotch: I blame you.
starving4scotch: The buttons 2-2-7 in my text auto-complete defaults to "Cas."
starving4scotch: Not CAR like it used to...

Coworker: What are you doing right now?
Me: Stitching the eyes on the tiger of this cross-stitch?
Coworker: While singing 'Eye of the Tiger.'
Me: Whoops, was that out loud?

catystorm: And anywho, Stark is a billionaire industrialist. I am positive he has connections with the unsavory sort that Bond might just be investigating.
starving4scotch: 8D
SMEXINESS
GUYS IN SUITS AND SMEXINESS
OH HOLY GEEZ
starving4scotch: [Bond and Stark making out]
8D THAT is a cardinal sin I can get behind.
catystorm: And in front of, and possibly in between...
starving4scotch: DONT DO THAT ( Read more... )