You mean you don't whine and emotionally manipulate like an overgrown three-year-old? Or deliver assertions of love with as much conviction as someone reading a VCR manual?
Wait, wait. Our next move? I didn't volunteer! I was just pointing out the inherent disaster waiting to happen. Have you ever read anything Theo has ever written? Or Erin? They'll turn it right back on you, and I've a busy day tomorrow, and I can't afford to wind up standing outside my apartment covered in paint.
Garden hose? Actually, there is one in our building. You need a garden hose?
Audra, if you're reading this? You're welcome to stay with me. Tonight and tomorrow. I will offer you sanctuary.
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You realize this is going to send the Neverlanders into a frenzy, right? And they seem an excitable bunch to start.
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Wait, wait. Our next move? I didn't volunteer! I was just pointing out the inherent disaster waiting to happen. Have you ever read anything Theo has ever written? Or Erin? They'll turn it right back on you, and I've a busy day tomorrow, and I can't afford to wind up standing outside my apartment covered in paint.
Garden hose? Actually, there is one in our building. You need a garden hose?
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...but I can bring you the garden hose. Will that do? Does that mean that I'm aiding and abetting?
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